Sunday, December 31, 2006

This Grace Brought to You by Powerade

In addition to being pretty much hilarious, Talladega Nights may have set a new record for most product placements in a movie. I guess that fits with the NASCAR culture, but I'd also say welcome to the TIVO-killing future of advertising. Though I'd almost rather drink battery acid than Powerade, here's my favorite product pump from Will Ferrell's Ricky Bobby. It comes while he's saying grace before his family's fast food dinner:

"Now, due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates that I mention Powerade at each grace, I'd just like to say that Powerade is delicious, it cools you off on a hot summer day, and we're all looking forward to Powerade's release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry."

Amen.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006

Speedo Workout

 Racer X

A couple of weeks ago, on the morning of the last day of a weeklong GloboCorp convention in Seattle, the X-Man hit the Hilton's gym to log a few miles on the treadmill. At about mile 2.6 of my 46-minute treadmill fartlek workout (with a 7-minute warmup and 5:45 cooldown), my boss burst into the gym and got all up on me.
    "What the hell are you doing, X?"

    "Intervals," I replied with a a hint of annoyment. Wasn't it obvious?

    "I mean why are you wearing that?" he asked, staring at my crotch.

    Now I was getting uncomfortable. I glanced down at my red Speedo.

    "Oh, this? I'm out of clean workout clothes," I explained matter-of-factly. "It has been a long week. And, anyway, that's just how tri guys roll. How did you even know I was here?"

    "You're wearing a GloboCorp polo shirt with that ridiculous Speedo. We got calls."

    "Like I said...."

    "Take off the company shirt, you freak."
So, in a nutshell, that's how I just gained a lot more time to work out and catch up on my Harlequin novels. With my days and nights free to train, it's going to be a rockin' 2007 season!

The whole affair reminds me of my first date with Kaylii last year. I was out of clean underwear and went with an old Speedo, thinking there was very little chance it would be seen by anyone. I was wrong.

Later,
Racer X
("If you ain't first, you're last!")

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Activations: Daily Masterpiece

Activation – noun: making active and effective

As time rolls forward into the new year, many of us set new goals, prepare to make changes, and make a fresh start toward a positive path.

Whether we’re looking back at the past year or a lifetime, one thing is certain: Time moves forward with or without us. Like an unstoppable offensive player who is impossible to defend, we can’t stop time — we can only hope to contain it.

By making the most of our time and really owning it rather than letting it steamroll us like helpless bystanders, “containing” time will give us much to feel good about. The other option is to give in to the SSDD (Same Stuff Different Day) mentality. No thanks.

With 10 NCAA Men's Basketball Championships to his name, retired UCLA coach John Wooden encourages us to, “Make each day your masterpiece.”

Each day really is a blank canvas lying in front of us, just waiting for our actions. This fresh canvas provides an opportunity to make that daily masterpiece possible. While true daily masterpieces may end up being few and far between, tomorrow always provides another opportunity. Just knowing there is another chance — what a gift!

In the movie Dumb & Dumber, Jim Carrey’s character, Lloyd, puts his heart in his hand and asks his dream woman to be honest and tell him what the chances are that they could be together. In an awkward moment of not knowing what to say without hurting Lloyd, she says the chances are roughly one in a million. Instead of being crushed by this news, Lloyd’s surprising reaction is enthusiastic and happy: “So you’re telling me there’s a chance!”

Each day we have a new chance to make the tough interval at masters swimming, squeeze in a run before work, eat healthy, or climb the big hill — twice. The canvas is wide open to make our own.

As long as there’s a chance, a daily opportunity, to make each day a masterpiece, we can move forward with time instead of letting it pass us by.

Here’s to many masterpieces in 2007. Happy New Year.

Respect,
JPD

This also appears in SwimBikeRun St. Louis Magazine.

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Sunday, December 24, 2006

Christmas Spirit: O Holy Youtube Night

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Christmas Spirit: Simon Sez Santa Do a Triathlon

Try Simon Sez Santa 2.0. I got Santa to swim, ride Rudolph, and run.

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Kenya Runners

"In the highlands of western Kenya, running is a way of life." NPR story.

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Friday, December 22, 2006

Christmas Spirit: Nutcracker Suite Played on Bike Parts

My favorite version of the Tchaikovsky holiday classic. Here's the story.

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The Outside 100

From gift ideas to badass feats, Outside Online has the year's top 100 innovations and innovators.

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Playoffs? Practice!

Allen Iverson and Jim Mora get all esoteric on us.

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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Christmas Spirit: It's a Wonderful Life (end)

This year save time by watching only the last five minutes.

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Landis and Lance to Race Across the Sky at Leadville

Floyd Landis says he'll compete August 11 in the Leadville (Colo.) Trail 100, a high-altitude mountain bike race. Lance Armstrong has already announced that he plans to race. I wonder what he thinks about Landis jumping in and raising the stakes? Bet he just amped up his training plan, but I think Landis will be the guy riding it like he stole it. USA Today story.

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Baby Boomers: Use It or Lose It

"Unless you do something to slow the deterioration in muscle, bone strength and agility that naturally accompanies aging, you will become a prime candidate for 'boomeritis." New York Times story.

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Go Away, Plantar Fasciitis

A new PF stretch from "a team of foot experts."

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Christmas Spirit: Bono + Pavarotti

Something to numb the pain of walking into Borders after spinning class and seeing a checkout line snaking through the entire store:



Hail Mary. And Bono wants his baby home for Christmas. Word.

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Activating Trust But Verify

The TBV blog has daily news and commentary about the Floyd Landis doping allegations, with an admitted personal bias for Floyd. Great stuff. I have no way of knowing who's innocent or guilty, but TBV's info and links make it clear that the testing entitities are about as well-run as the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin. "It's simply beyond words. It's incalculable."

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Introducing Triathlon One O One

In 2007, Triathlon One O One will offer four qualifying long course triathlons in a new distance: 1.86-mile swim, 80.6-mile bike, and 18.6-mile run. That distance totals 101 miles. I like it, as it seems more doable over the long term for racers who want to be tested at a long distance while still maintaining "a life."
Insidetri.com story.
101 web site.

Slowtwitch.com publisher Dan Empfield believes Triathlon One O One is the right idea at the right time. Empfield is on the Triathlon One O One Advisory Board.

2007 Triathlon One O One Schedule
May 6 – Bradenton, Florida
June 10 – Clearlake, California
September 2 – Halifax, Nova Scotia
November 11 – The Woodlands, Texas

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Christmas Spirit: Bowie Meets Bing

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Floyd Landis Probably Isn't Laughing at the Operation Gatorade Spoof

Operation Gatorade is a spoof about a fictional Australian athletic commission raiding athletes who use Gatorade to gain an unfair advantage. Funny.

Meanwhile, New York Daily News sports writer Wayne Coffey went to visit Floyd Landis at his home in the hills north of San Diego.
    "If there is an athlete who has had a swifter and harder fall from grace than Floyd Landis, it is hard to imagine who."
Poignant story.

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Monday, December 18, 2006

Reason #46 Life at My Gym Often Feels Like a Ridiculous Ben Stiller Movie

 Racer X

Today as the X Man was preparing to max out on the bench press in the free weight room, "It's Raining Men" starting playing on my gym's speaker system. That song may have its time and place, but all I can say is it definitely wasn't then or there — especially when I have a Zune full of Godsmack out in my Rover.

Later,
Racer X

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Karnazes Reaches a Point of Completion

Dean Karnazes isn't finished running across the U.S. but he has pulled the plug and headed home, for now, after stopping near St. Louis. He'll be back in 2007 — bigger, badder, and with more revenue-generating and support mechanisms in place.

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Sunday, December 17, 2006

Is Floyd Landis's Cycling Career Over?

He thinks it might be. Whatever you believe about his positive drug test after the Tour de France — I'd like to believe he's innocent but wonder why I should — his story is tragic.

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Sunday in the Park

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Later,
Racer X

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Friday, December 15, 2006

An Interview With Desiree Ficker

"Blonde hair, sculpted abs, a high-octane smile and teeth as white as crystalline quartz, you couldn’t imagine calling Desiree (Ficker) by any other name. And after Saturday’s NBC Ford World Ironman coverage, where she finished second only to Michellie Jones, the poster girl from Austin, Texas has proven she can go all the way with the very best in the sport and has instantly become a household name in triathlon circles." Interview.

According to Desir�ee's web site her motto is, "If it's hurting me, it's killing them."

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

 Racer X

A woman finished the Honolulu Marathon with a broken leg. At least her time didn't suffer.

Later,
Racer X

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Racer X: New Rule

New Rule:

Hey dude: If you're in the weight room showing off your new biceps tattoos by wearing a tight sleeveless shirt, your muscles better be bigger than Mindii's. Man, if you wanna join the gun club then you need to bring some ammunition.

Later,
Racer X

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

500 Discs — Sweet!

I'm a little disappointed that Mindii did not give me the video iPod I wanted for my 35th birthday, but I know this portable Panasonic player also will totally rock. Carrying it along on my runs will be a fantastic way to maximize my workouts by mixing in some upper body work.

Later,
Racer X

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Monday, December 11, 2006

Honolulu to Runners: "Take Your Time"

The Honolulu Marathon has a median time of 5 hours, 39 minutes, 40 seconds. The city leaves the finish line open for as long as it takes. Story.

The Dallas Morning News always has had strong running content. Today's running column reports that the city's mayor, Laura Miller, completed the Dallas half marathon in under two hours and plans to run the full next year. Also noted is that Joan Benoit Samuelson, 49, has qualified for the 2008 U.S. Olympic Trials for the marathon. Activated.

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Sunday, December 10, 2006

Swimming on Christmas and Fair and Balanced Shirt Rotation

 Racer X

My 36-week training plan for Ironman Louisville begins on Christmas Day. When I first noticed that, panic set in as the X-man wondered where in the world I would swim. But Desirai has promised to sneak me in to the Jewish Community Center, so life is good. I've asked my family to celebrate Christmas on December 23, as on December 24 I'll need to stay off my feet and rest up for the upcoming 36 weeks. Champions don't celebrate holidays.

I now own about 400 race shirts. Just as I ensure that each number button on my microwave gets equal use when heating up food — one day I'll re-heat my burrito for 61 seconds, the next maybe 58 seconds — one of my strong convictions is that each race T-shirt deserves its own day in the limelight. Why would one receive preferential treatment over another when each race was special in its own way? That's like asking a father to name his favorite child (after his first-born son, who everyone knows is his favorite). So in my condo's extra bedroom are 20 stacks of 20 shirts, lined up in chronological order. I wear each shirt one time and then return it to the back of the line.

Today my Scranton Daze 5K race T-shirt came up in the rotation. Wow — memories! I had forgotten that I even ran that race back in 2004. Funny story: I was in Scranton, Pennsylvania, to interview for a salesman position at a company called Dunder-Mifflin, but overslept and missed my interview with the assistant to the regional manager. So I made lemons out of lemonade by jumping into a local 5K and taking home 5th-place hardware in my age group. More proof that if you follow God's plan — and say your prayers while swimming 20 x 100 repeats on 1:45 at the JCC on Jesus's birthday — miracles can happen.

Later,
Racer X

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Michael Phelps Sends Ripples Through Swimming

After taking six gold medals in the 2004 Olympics, swimmer Michael Phelps continues to dominate the sport. Baltimore Sun story.

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Saturday, December 09, 2006

Of Marathons and Heart Attacks

At least six runners at major U.S. marathons have died in 2006. While some physicians wonder if there is more to the deaths than mathematical inevitability and believe that racing 26.2 miles puts a heart at risk, the overall body of evidence is strongly in favor of the idea that endurance exercise is helpful in terms of cardiac health, says one doctor. His advice for runners with any history of heart trouble is to “train for the race, getting the cardiac benefits of endurance exercise,” then watch the event on television. New York Times story.

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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Substituting Hikes for Heroin

After walking 26 miles from his South London home to Heathrow Airport, British novelist Will Self walked from New York's Kennedy Airport to Manhattan. Nine years ago, he got booted from John Major's campaign plane for snorting heroin in the bathroom. Today he takes epic hikes. “People don’t know where they are anymore, “ he said. “In the post-industrial age, this is the only form of real exploration left." New York Times story.

Brrrrrr

The prevailing winds out of the west and bitter cold temperatures have helped Dean Karnazes discover why most people run across the country west to east — and do them in the summer. But he's "keeping the fire burning." Dean's Home Run blog.

Did Cancer Help Make Lance Armstrong a Tour Champion?

University of Wisconsin endocrinologists are proposing that when surgeons removed Armstrong's testicle, they induced hormonal changes that transformed him from a good one-day cyclist to a Tour de France winner. His 20-pound weight loss also helped.

VCR Alert: Ironman World Championships

NBC will broadcast the 2006 Ford Ironman World Championships from Kona on Saturday, December 9, from 3 to 5 p.m. CST. Set your VCRs and record something to watch while riding the trainer for the next few months. I always hate when I forget to tape this. Wish I had TIVO.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Racer X on Tape

 Racer X

I've just released a new cassette that will make a perfect stocking stuffer for that special 9-to-99-year-old in your life who appreciates hearing the trials and tribulations of a real age-group triathlete (and who still happens to use a Walkman cassette player).

cassette

How do I maximize my odds to take home race hardware? Why did I get slapped in the women's changing area at Wildflower? What superstition causes me to only clip out of my left pedal, and never the right — unless I'm at a four-way stop? Has an attractive tri babe at your gym caught your eye? Then you need my 13-Week Plan for reeling her in. Dude, my heart rate was skyrocketing: Was I in love or overtrained?

You can hear all this and more in my new "Best of Racer X" cassette, in which I narrate my own stories and read 11 of my best 2006 race reports aloud. Just send $14.06 to Activeness! today.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Activations: Motivation

Activation – noun: making active and effective

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Successful people have something in common: They are motivated. Motivation can come from parents, a boss, or a coach — anyone who wants you to perform to a certain standard. There’s no doubt these external stimuli can be good motivators.

To travel beyond this level, though — to hit goals that seemingly are out of reach — we also need to be self-motivated. We need to have something inside that makes us want it more than any outsider could make us believe. It’s the kind of motivation that occurs when everyone else says, “That’s good enough,” and our response is, “Not quite.”

But where does this type of motivation come from? And how can we tap into it?

Finding motivation can be tough. With busy schedules and competing demands on already hectic lives, what can motivate us to do something extra when often all we want is to keep our sanity?

As a triathlete or fitness enthusiast, the motivation to train and take care of our bodies needs to come from within. And to sustain our race results, training regimens, or healthy lifestyles, this motivation needs to be plentiful and constant.

Here are some motivation techniques I’ve witnessed, read about, or even used myself:

1) Start with the end in mind. Picturing your goal and how you would like to see yourself reach it can provide the motivation to ensure you take the necessary steps (i.e., do the training) to get there.

2) Use negative experiences or feelings as fuel to lead you in a positive direction. Running away from negativity (literally) — whether it’s a failed relationship, job, or streak of bad luck — can boost your mental outlook as you take charge of what is in your control.

3) Pick a theme song or use catch phrases. Words and music can inspire you. Tell yourself to, “Do your best,” “Raise the bar,” “Take it to another level,” “Unleash the champion,” or my latest: “Knock it out the box, kid!” It only has to make sense to you and give you the confidence you need to stay committed.

4) Look for inspiration in others. The world is full of stories of individuals overcoming tragedy and beating the odds. Use their examples to convince you that your goals are not unrealistic. Impossible is nothing.

5) Prove it. Prove to yourself or somebody who may doubt you that you can do it. The nice thing about triathlon is that the results are tangible. You achieve a certain time or ranking or complete a quantifiable distance. Nobody can take that away.

6) Imagine how it will make you feel. Think about the health benefits, the improved self-image, or the higher energy level that will make you a better partner, employee, or parent.

7) Use the gifts you’ve been given. If you know you have the talent or ability, use it.

The E! “True Hollywood Stories” and Fox Sports Net’s “Beyond the Glory” sports documentaries often follow rags to riches storylines of individuals overcoming major obstacles too difficult for most of us to comprehend. Often, with seemingly no alternatives, these individuals put all they have into that one thing. It’s life or death and they choose life.

Being a triathlete is not a life or death proposition for must of us, which means we must rely on other sources of motivation to keep moving forward.

Respect,
JPD

This also appears in SwimBikeRun St. Louis Magazine.

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Friday, December 01, 2006

Snow Day

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