Saturday, September 30, 2006

Marathon Men

Sports Illustrated has the story of Sam Thompson's recently completed feat of running 50 marathons in 50 states in 50 days. The story mentions that Dean Karnazes, who is in the midst of his own similarly amazing journey — he just finished #13 — helped Thompson get a sponsor.
    Thompson started out with no sponsor and put all of his expenses on his credit card, an amount he estimates to be around $20,000-$25,000. He ran wearing a shirt that read "I NEED A SPONSOR," a cry that would eventually be answered by The North Face, at the urging of Karnazes.

    "When I heard he was running with [that shirt], I went to The North Face and said, 'Look what this guy is doing. He's a great kid.' Let's sign him up,'" Karnazes said.
Some question whether Thompson actually ran 26.2 miles in each city. Those skeptics don't have a clue about what's inside the hearts of marathoners.

You're Still Beautiful to Me

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Hey James Blunt look-alike in the X-Man's weight room: I'm sorry I stole your bench, but I could have sworn that staring at yourself in the wall mirrors for five minutes signified that you were finished. Your nasty scowl aimed in my direction suggested otherwise. No worries: Though wearing the untucked striped shirt for your workout seems a little odd, your bench press is still beautiful to me. And we definitely shared a moment that will never end.

Later,
Racer X

Friday, September 29, 2006

Product Reviews: Accelerade and Accel Gel

Accelerade knows that Activeness Nation (that's you!) is serious about the active lifestyle and about using products that support that mission. So they sent us two of their latest inventions — lemon-flavored Accelerade sports drink and a few Accel Gels — for our personal use and an honest review.

Note: Activeness! does not own shares of PacificHealth Laboratories Inc. (makers of Accelerade and Endurox) stock. Past performance is no guarantee of future results.

ACCELERADE SPORTS DRINK - Lemon Flavor

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Rating: 3 1/2 water bottles (out of 4)

From the Accelerade web site: "Accelerade is the first sports drink that provides rapid hydration plus the added benefits of all natural protein to re-energize muscles during exercise and help muscles recover faster after exercise. A major independent study shows that protein-powered Accelerade, compared to the leading sports drink, increased endurance 29% and decreased muscle damage 83%." PEZ has more on the "independent" study.

Post-workout recovery:
I drank a water bottle of lemon Accelerade after a swim workout and found the taste very refreshing. It actually tastes like lemonade and I would drink it even if I wasn't working out.

In between workouts:
After a 7-mile tempo run in scorching 95-degree weather, I drank about 3/4 of a water bottle of Accelerade before I hurried off to a 1-hour swim practice. Things were going great until the final set, when I cramped in my calf. This had nothing to do with the drink: I didn't take in enough fluids and the conditions were too hot to expect a small amount of sports drink to stave off cramping.

During workout:
Drank it during a medium-effort, 2-hour bike ride. No problems. Tasted good.

During a race:
At the Duathlon World Championships, I used Accelerade as my drink during the bike portion (24.8 miles). Unfortunately, I lost my second bottle and only had 12 ounces or so to "ration." I had a strong bike split, but faded on the ensuing run — because I was toast and not for any hydration-related reasons. I used the orange flavor since I was traveling and had received some free packets at a swim clinic.

ACCELGEL

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Rating: Inconclusive

From the Accelerade web site: "Accel Gel, the only sports gel that contains carbohydrates and protein in a patented 4-1 ratio, is unmatched in its ability to help athletes perform better and recover faster. Chocolate flavor contains 20mg of caffeine.

Features:
41 grams, 90 calories
95 mg sodium
40 mg potassium
Total carbohydrates 20g
Total sugar 10g
Protein 5g
Vitamin C 100%
Iron 2%"


During workout:
I tried a single gel-pack during a two-hour bike ride. After taking the gel, which claims to be the first to contain protein, I had a slightly faster split in the second half of my ride with the same level of perceived effort. I was surprised at the odd taste and texture of the gel. My advice is to test this out to see if you can tolerate this issue.

I suspect Accelerade is onto something by incorporating protein in gels. I'd like to see some actual flavoring and less "protein-like" texture. I was surprised to see high fructose corn syrup as a major ingredient.

While I did have a good workout, one gel pack is not enough to make a conclusive assessment.

- JPD

Note from John:
During a long workout or race, I switch from water and Gatorade to Accelerade after about three hours. It feels better on my stomach and it seems like the protein energizes my muscles. I also use it as a post-workout recovery drink. I don't drink the stuff for the taste — and Accelerade is never going to win a taste test over Gatorade — but the new lemon flavor goes down easier and is a welcome addition. I actually liked the taste of the citrus orange Accel Gel that I tried. It's too early to tell if protein gels help, but, since I need all the help I can get, I'll buy more and find out.

Note from Anonymous Racer X:
Before I could conduct my taste test, my Ziploc bag of lemon Accelerade was confiscated by testy U.S. border patrol agents outside Baja, California. It's a long, sordid tale involving tequila, Scott Tinley, a lizard, and a lost bet.

Bottom line:
Lemon-flavored Accelerade and new Accel Gel: You have been Activated. Worthy products for any endurance athlete.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Working Out at the Airport

Several airport terminals have built-in workout facilities, reports this New York Times story.

Airportgyms.com will help you find the best places to exercise on the fly.

England Coast to Coast

A writer from London's The Guardian rode his bike across England. "I have a new-found respect for the cycling fraternity and for padded shorts and soft, gel-filled seats."

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

I Think She Gets Your Point

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Errant javelin tosser, you have been Deactivated.

No Place to Run

"Is there a multi-sport event that is only swimming and cycling? Because I would be all over that. Please research that for me and put the results up on your super-rawkin' blog. :) See ya! SoozeyQ"

FOA SoozeyQ, meet Aquabike.

"Get Your Mind Straight"

 Racer X

The incessant rain and wind, a jammed index finger suffered while punching a jackass in the head during the swim, my horrible stomach problems, the crazy gal who cut me off on the bike, the fact that I had a rough week at work, my slight cough, the lousy hotel, the disgusting pasta dinner — sure, they all had happened, but I refuse to use them as excuses for my DNF at Ironman Amazon Rainforest. Nope, no excuses. I had kneeled at the altar of the Ironman gods and they had simply refused my finest offering. There would be other races, other years, other decades of training.

My highly successful failed attempt to finish the race still was running through my mind when, while loading up on fresh spinach, I accidentally bumped into a stocker at my local supermarket as he was stacking Campbell's soup cans. He must've sensed the dark cloud hanging over me and guessed that trouble was brewing within the X-Man.

"Get your mind straight, son" was his simple advice.

I paused and shot him an icy glare. How dare he attempt to look inside my mind when in fact he had probably never even read my blog? How could he even pretend to know?

"Get your aisle straight, pops."

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Race Report: Duathlon World Championship (Run 10K, Bike 40K, Run 5K)

July 29, 2006, Cornerbrook, Newfoundland, Canada

Back in May at the Duathlon National Championship in Ohio, I qualified for the World Championship as a member of Team USA, 35-39 age group. My training for the next several months was geared towards "Worlds." I followed the training plan and felt reasonably ready to race against the world's best age group duathletes — or at least those who qualified and opened their wallets to travel to a remote destination.

I didn't really know any other athletes who were going. I hoped it wasn't going to be a du-geek-fest/freak show of obsessed athletes who wanted to compare PRs for five days. No thanks. Luckily, I met Kevin C. in the airport in Toronto. Kevin is an outgoing, highly successful businessman, father of seven, and superstar athlete in the 50-55 age group. He had some interesting stories of hob-knobbing with former Presidents and bike riding with Tour de France cyclists, including a recent winner. Yet he was humble. Lisa T., a familiar face from triathlon Nationals, agreed to give me some rides, though I felt like I carjacked her. Shawn D. from Wisconsin seemed to join us naturally with a like-minded attitude.

I arrived in Deer Lake late Wednesday, 1 AM Thursday local time. I'd never heard this until this trip, but they're actually 90 minutes later than Eastern time. That is not a typo. Thirty minutes different than the rest of the world? What's up?

The airport was bursting at the seams with duathletes from around the world. My bike had been shipped to the hotel, so once I grabbed my bag off the pitifully short, one-strip, conveyor belt, I got on the charter bus which was part of the "travel package" I'd bought. A minute later Kevin appeared and asked if I wanted a ride in his rental car. Cool. I had my key from the travel manager and we were off to Marble Mountain, about 20 miles away. It was late, but the room was nice and spacious.

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I arose for breakfast and made the 10-minute walk to the ski-chalet. I found my bike box and put my bike together in hopes of riding the course. I discovered a dent in my disc wheel and a chunk of paint off my frame. I hate bike shipping. I got the Javelin put together and figured I'd ask the team mechanic to give it the "once over." Forty-five minutes later, well after the bus was gone, he was finished. It was painful, but everything he adjusted or recommended was logical, thorough, and much appreciated.

I carjacked Lisa T. to see if she could help me make the course training ride, but I missed it, anyway. All was not lost, though, as we picked up our race packets.

Back at Marblewood Village, I found the good luck package that Jamie sent. Totally cool! It included gels, a yellow water bottle with "The Massive Belgian" taped on it, a mini suitcase of courage, and special notes from George Hincapie (not really) and my Accelerade sponsors (also not really). She also compiled the following nuggets of motivation/encouragement from Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen:

-"Dance on the pedals in a most immodest way"
-"Stretch the elastic" using "those pistons you call legs"
-"Put the other racers in difficulty"
-"Climb like an angel"
-Keep off the "mask of pain"
-Remember that you're a "beast of a man"
-"Dig into your suitcase of courage"

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Then it was off to the arena for the team photo, pasta dinner, and "parade of nations" and opening ceremony. This all took place at the Pepsi Centre, the local hockey arena. As we entered the arena for the parade with all the countries following their flag bearer, the local community and family and friends cheered the athletes with the atmosphere of a Chicago Bulls pre-game. It reminded me of my indoor soccer days with the Baltimore Bays as we made our way onto the arena floor.

The usual speeches were made from various officials and a cultural singing group entertained us with skits and songs that had nothing to do with duathlon but held our attention nonetheless.

transition area

Kevin and I ran and rode the course on Friday before checking in our bikes. Despite rainy forecasts, the weather was partly sunny and pleasant thus far. I thought the course was tough but do-able. The 2.5K run course seemed alright, but doing it once is a lot different than six times at race pace or after two hours of racing. The bike course would be tough if the wind persisted, but the hill we'd have to climb seemed "over-hyped." "We'll see tomorrow," I said to myself.

Kevin, Shawn, and I drove up to the Gros Morne National Park and checked out some unbelievable mountainous scenery before coming back for dinner, which took way too long.

The forecast for race day was an 80% chance of rain. Would they go 0 for 3 on the forecast? I awoke in the night to the sounds of steady rain. My wave wasn't until 11:30am. Maybe it will stop.

Kevin and Shawn started an hour before me so I cheered them on while trying to stay dry. They looked good. It was still raining. I ditched my gear and started warming up in my sleeveless gray and red USA Orca one piece skinsuit. It was tough to get warmed up. Soon the 30-39 year old men were corralled into the starting area. The list of countries represented included Canada, Great Britain, Brazil, Australia, South Africa and several more. There'd be 37 finishers in my age group; 7 from the US.

Everyone looked fit and serious. When the start gun sounded, the group blasted forward, down the hill at breakneck pace. I tried to hold back but wanted to at least be "with" the pack as it started up the hill. The first time over it wasn't too bad, but five more times? We'll see. After the hill, a quick downhill before a hard right and back uphill to the turnaround on the neighborhood street where the families came out in the rain to rattle their bells or play music. Instead of straight back uphill, we'd take the gravel path taking us up to transition and around the finishing line for the next lap. Team USA Manager, Tim Yount, was parked at the entrance to the gravel path where he'd give us fiery encouragement, like, "c'mon, work together, attack this run!" His stare was intense as I sucked oxygen. It felt like he was looking through me. I was not a medal contender, but he was all over me to go as hard as I could.

Each time over the hill got harder. I was running with another American most of the way. It was still raining steadily, but the consistency of it almost made me forget about it. After the fourth time over the hill, I was relieved to be done with it for now, but I was seriously dreading having to run it two more times after an hour of biking in the rain on a tough course on legs that were already screaming. Up the gravel path to transition and I looked at my watch, 38:29 - a new PR. Yes, so far so good.

There was a major downhill on the bike and it was very wet. Be careful, be safe, stay focused, no risks. The first time down, safely, OK - only three more times. Onto the flat section through the stop light and past the paper mill factory where wood stacked up towards the smokestacks. Along the shore to the turnaround there were puddles everywhere. We were instructed to ride on the left and pass on the right. Not everyone got the memo. Volunteers were sweeping the puddles, but it was coming down too quickly for them to eliminate the puddles. They could only reduce their depth. There was a woman in a raincoat playing a triangle and yelling in English, then French, and smiling! At the 180 degree clockwise bike turn, they'd yell at you to get your speed going again and give you props on the turn you just made. Going back up the hill to finish lap one was not as tough as the rumors. One down, three to go.

"You can descend safely, the wind is not a factor, you just PR'd on the 10K, let 'er rip when you get to the flats...."

This time through the intersection my special "Massive Belgian" water bottle flew out of the cage and I was down to just my Profile drink bottle and my gel flask. I needed to ration my fluids to last for another 45 minutes, and darn, I lost my new water bottle! There were some packs of riders hauling along yelling at anyone not on the left, but apparently not so concerned about the drafting rules. Whatever, I was just out there to go as fast as I could, knowing that it wouldn't mean much in the standings.

Coming up the hill the final time was a good thing, but it meant that the hilly 5K lay waiting to pound on my quads. Could my training, 3 gels, and 12-14 ounces of Accelerade get me through this at a respectable pace? I came off the bike with a smooth shoeless dismount and one of my two best 40K bike splits ever. Not bad on a wet course with major puddles. My white socks were gray, my bike was grimy. My running shoes were soaked.

I ran out of T2 with a good shot at hitting my goal time or better. My race number had disintegrated in the rain. I turned the corner and got some love from the USA guy with the cowbell. Down the hill, OK, what goes down.....must come....ouch.

"Oh, hello JPD, remember me, Mr. Hill?"

My heart rate shot up and I was grinding the quads to maintain forward movement. I managed to survive the first loop of the 5K and got some encouragement at the gravel road and at the transition area where I had to run past the finish line one more time for the final loop. My watch let me know I was fading and the mask of pain claimed a late victory over my suitcase of courage. The final 2.5K loop was bearable, only because it was the final one. I said a final goodbye to the friendly volunteers at the turnaround in the neighborhood which got an enthusiastice response. I gave whatever speed I had left on the flat section of the gravel path and gutted out the final climb to the finish.

run finish

Despite having the race crumble in the last 5K run, I had still beat my time from Nationals by more than three minutes and was about a minute off my goal time. Running through the finish banner was such a relief. My quads were toast. I had done my best.

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Kevin and Shawn stayed in the rain to see me in, both having completed excellent races. It was good to see my new friends at the finish.

The preliminary results said I was 22nd out of 34 in my age group, and 5th out of 7 Americans.

After a few days of recovery, which included witnessing the unbelievable speed of the professional World Championship (on a dry course) with personable USAT Executive Director Skip G, this Teddy Roosevelt quote captured the essence of my reflections on the entire experience:

"Far better it is to dare mighty things than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat."

Monday, September 25, 2006

Gabriel Sherman to Marathoners: "Run Faster, Slowpokes!"

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If you are a slow marathoner, then this bespectacled man is filled with "mounting dread" (and we all know how painful that can be) by your leisurely pace.

Gabriel Sherman, who isn't shy about informing his readers that he once logged an excellent PR of 2:56 in the New York City Marathon — see his past stories in Running Times and Runner's World — is irked by all the marathon giddiness in the air. More than irked, he's miffed and huffish — to the point of being nettled. Sherman writes in Slate Magazine that:
    "The growing army of giddy marathon rookies is so irksome that I'm about ready to retire my racing shoes and pick up bridge. ... In many ways, the slow marathon is the perfect event for the American athletic sensibility. Just finishing a marathon is akin to joining a gym and then putzing around on the stationary bike. We feel good about creating the appearance of accomplishment, yet aren't willing to sacrifice for true gains. It's clear now that anyone can finish a marathon. Maybe it's time we raise our standards to see who can run one."
Here's Sherman's Slate story.

I give the guy credit for picking a fight with the easily annoyed, chip-the-size-of-Rhode Island on their shoulders, 800-lb. gorilla that can be new marathoners. Some probably want to stuff his New Balance trainers down his throat. Sherman rightly points out that there are very real health hazards of going 26.2 miles. And I agree that it's more impressive to commit to your training and really run those miles. Yet I've heard all his arguments before. His whine doesn't add anything meaningful to the debate.

If people are aware of the potential health risks they're taking on with the marathon and are doing their best, then I say it's good to have them off the recliner and on the course. But I've never been big on fraternities or private clubs: It's the old Groucho Marx joke about not wanting to belong to any club that would accept me as a member. It's just too bad that, for Sherman's sake, there isn't a marathon that requires entrants to qualify so he could cruise along unimpeded by the masses of "sluggish newbies" and gleefully set all sorts of new PRs that he could casually drop into his stories later. Wait a minute...

Interesting sidenote: Sherman's petulant elitism probably plays well over at Slate, but I wonder what the editors of Runner's World feel about him taking down the same readers who have fueled that magazine's booming growth in recent years. I wouldn't expect to see another Sherman byline over there any time soon. In fact, the editors' response to his future queries might simply be: "Waddle on, Gabriel!"

Next week in Slate: In an article entitled "Let's Raise the Bar, Weaklings," a 'roid-fueled, unitard-clad power lifter with a squat PR of 10,000 lbs. bemoans the fact that "scrawny little punks like Gabriel Sherman are cluttering up MY YMCA weight room."

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Let's Play What's on Your Passenger Seat!

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You never know what you might need.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Avia's Talking Roadkill

Mad respect to the commercial!


The mind games have begun!


72andSunny created Avia's campaign.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Activations: Livin’ Right

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Activation – noun: making active and effective

In the past five months I’ve been to nine different states — five for races and four for weddings or to visit friends. Throw in a trek to Newfoundland, Canada, (“North Siiiide!”) for the ITU World Championship Duathlon, and it has been a busy time. Through these experiences I’ve been fortunate to meet some quality people who I believe will become lifelong friends. I’ve also strengthened existing friendships and reconnected with old friends.

As active people, we spend lots of time fine-tuning our bodies, equipment, and schedules. We chase goals of a PR, podium finish, age-group medal, head-to-head victory, or simply finishing a challenging event or distance. And when we’re living our “real” lives — at the office or in the classroom, lab, shop, basement, or kitchen — we do our best to excel.

These worthy pursuits are the fiber of our being and day-to-day purpose. But in and of themselves, they aren’t enough. We’re human, not robots. Sure, it’s nice to earn a trophy or achieve success. We want to be viewed as being good at something that offers us personal fulfillment and an enjoyable lifestyle — however we define it. Yet when it’s all said and done, most of us won’t be remembered for an invention or have a long-lasting effect on the world.

Times change, technology evolves, our contributions and accolades fade into the horizon of time. The people around us may know a little about our accomplishments. But what they’re going to remember is what kind of people we were. They’ll remember whether we were honest and upbeat. They’ll never forget that we were there when it mattered most — at the wedding, birthday party, funeral, hospital or even on the other end of the phone.

The people I’ve trained and hung out with recently are what I call “livin’ right.” They’re good at what they do, generous, helpful, honest, grateful, positive, and health-conscious. They “exude clean-living,” as one friend describes it.

Are there things you’d like to address before you can honestly say you’re livin’ right? Can you make changes for the better? Boost your attitude? Say “thank you” more often? Have the opportunity to say “you’re welcome” more than you do now?

We’re all a work in progress. If we know what we need to work on, then why not try? Seeing so many people close to us who are livin’ right is inspiring. We’re drawn to these folks for their positivity and willingness to share their experiences.

Alternatively, as it says in 1 Corinthians 15:33, “Bad company corrupts good character.” And in Matthew 24:28, “Wherever there is a carcass, there the vultures will gather.”

Live right, don’t gather with the vultures.

How you livin’?

Respect,
JPD

This also appears in the October issue of SwimBikeRun St. Louis Magazine.

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Thursday, September 21, 2006

Marathon Will Test Lance

With the Nov. 5 New York Marathon approaching, Lance Armstrong says his long run has been 13 miles. He hopes to finish within one hour of the winner. ""It's been harder physically than I expected," he said. "Just the pounding. The aches and pains associated with running. My hips, joints. Running is an impact sport, certainly as opposed to cycling."

Wanna run New York with Lance? Try Craigslist or eBay.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Compulsive Blogger Admits Triathlon Might Not Hold Meaning of Life After All

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From The Triathlonion, September 19, 2006

CHARLOTTE, NC—After three years of daily blogging to a global audience of hundreds about his transformed life as a back-of-the pack age-group triathlete, mortgage loan officer Art Dunbar has decided to retire from the sport. Dunbar acknowledged that he recently came to the startling realization that his adopted sport did not actually hold the meaning of life after all.

“It's like my goggles have de-fogged and my eyes are seeing for the first time. At the end of the day, I wasn’t feeling all that spiritual or fulfilled,” admitted the 38-year-old Dunbar. “Mostly I was sleepy. And I kind of always smelled like chlorine. I was beginning to wonder if Nietzsche was on to something.”

“Personally, the whole swim, then bike, then run race order seemed overly-rigid,” continued Dunbar. “Sometimes I would feel like doing the run first so I could get hot and sweaty and in the mood for a refreshing swim. But I just felt like expressing that sort of individuality would be frowned upon by the race organizers. It was frustrating.”

Dunbar, who managed to overcome seven “DNFs” while competing six short-course triathlons over the past three years, noted that it will be nice to re-introduce himself to his kids.

“The twins are four now and the triplets just turned six, so these truly are the wonder years,” he said. “I don’t want to miss any more Sunday afternoons in their lives because I'm out hammering a brick. Really, enough is enough.”

Marie Dunbar, his ex-wife, says she's excited to have her celebrity ex back in the fold. “Sometimes Randy and I just feel like getting at it and staying in bed all day on Sunday, if you know what I mean. If Art can take the kids off our hands for a few hours, then we can really get down. It’s all good.”

What about the legions of fellow tri-bloggers and readers who will be deprived of Dunbar’s excruciatingly detailed posts on everything ranging from his ill-fated attempts to change a flat without breaking down in tears to his persistent stomach troubles during long runs on mornings after he had dined on Mexican food?

“I’ll miss BottomUpMan, IronSteel, SteelIron, Trianddoit2meharder, Pleasejustri4JesusSistah, ONoUDontEvenTri2StopMeFool, and all my other tri-blogging friends, but they’re strong," Dunbar said. "Regular mortals simply don’t realize the kind of passion and courage it takes to head out on a 3-mile run after a 20-mile bike ride. And these special folks are doing that almost weekly. They will continue to utterly and totally rock.”

“He couldn't quite master the art of peeing on the bike — you sure never wanted to ride behind him — and he didn’t always make it to the finish line,” said SteelIron via email, “but Art always started on time. There’s a lot to be said for punctuality in this sport. We’ll miss him in the tri blogosphere, yet this is more proof that life is just one big transition area.”

So, what’s next for the quixotic Dunbar?

“I’m going to give online Texas Hold'em a whirl,” he said. “And I’m playing in three different fantasy football leagues this fall. If that doesn’t bring purpose to my life, I’ve got my eye on golf. It would be cool to play right through a rainstorm and then tell the rest of my foursome that, ‘I bring my own weather with me.’ They’ll probably never have heard of Faris Al-Sultan, so I won't even have to attribute the quote.”

Monday, September 18, 2006

Running With Dean Karnazes

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Dean and his family are riding in style. Hope that bus has a massage table, lots of ice, and a drawer full of ibuprofen.

On September 17, the world's most famous ultramarathoner, Dean Karnazes, kicked off his "50 marathons in 50 states in 50 days" North Face Endurance 50 tour by running the Lewis & Clark Marathon in St. Charles, Missouri, along the Katy Trail, a rail-to-trail conversion on the Missouri River. It was warm and muggy at the 7:00 A.M. start.

Before the race began, the race P.A. announcer asked Dean, who wore a white visor and white singlet with the number "001" on his back, to say a few words to the 3,800 or so runners assembled at the starting line.

Dean explained that he's running to promote fitness in America, especially among our children. "But I don't need to give that message to you all," he noted. "This is a really fit crowd."

"What will the hardest part of part of these 50 days be?" the announcer asked.

"All the driving," he said. "I hate it. I'd rather be out running."

I didn't see Dean on the marathon course until after I'd taken the first of my two lengthy bathroom breaks (tough day for my stomach) at about mile 7. As I tried to make up some time by weaving past runners on the path, I came up behind him and another guy who appeared to be a friend. The two were chatting about Dean's book and the details for the 50 days. I noticed that Dean's legs were incredibly muscular. Makes sense for a guy who once ran 350 miles without stopping. All the time he spends running in the sun had added a reddish tint to the top of his dark hair, and he appeared to be about 5-foot-8. When their conversation hit a lull, I moved up next to them.

"I respect what you're doing, Dean."

"Thanks, man," he said, quickly changing the subject to ask a few questions about me and my own running program. I told him about running 40 miles on my 40th birthday and he urged me to one day go for 50 on 50.

"I just read your book." (Ultramarathon Man: Confessions of an All-Night Runner)

"Oh, sorry to hear that," he said.

"No, it was good."

"Hey, you remember my friend, Topher, from the book? This is him."

Topher and I shook hands without breaking our pace. Turns out he's loving life as director for The North Face's operations in Europe, living in Venice, Italy. He said he wanted to run Dean's first marathon with him and would try to return for the Chicago Marathon. "North Face sponsors an ultra trail run in Mont Blanc, France, that runs through France, Italy, and Switzerland," he said. "Awesome time — thousands of runners. You should check it out." Got ya.

"I feel like you're still writing your book, Dean," I blurted out.

Dean shot me a puzzled look. Oh, crap. Was my brain working well enough to even explain what I had meant? Did I even know? But that's honestly what I thought as I read the book — that Dean's ability and drive are going to carry him to many more accomplishments worthy of another book. Yet clearly my message was lost in translation.

"I mean it seems like you've got a lot of ahead of you," I said. "I'm looking forward to reading about what you're still going to do with all this."

"OK...thanks."

"Where are you running tomorrow?

"Memphis."

Ouch, I thought. A marathon in downtown Memphis on a Monday morning? Good luck with that. At that point in the race I was still feeling good, so I told Dean I was taking off.

"Alright. Keep on motoring, John. And keep adding to your own book of life."

I gave him a wave and bolted ahead, thinking that was cool.

A bit later, during mile 13, Dean and Topher cruised past when I stopped to take a swig of Accelerade from a bottle I had planted along the trail.

I asked if I could pace off them for a while.

"No problem," Dean said.

"Is this run today even a challenge for you?" I asked.

Long pause.

"Tell the truth, Dean," I said. "It's OK."

Topher laughed and then Dean finally spoke a few carefully measured words: "Oh, yeah ... I mean you don't just go out and run a marathon without trying. It's never easy."

"How do you avoid injuries? You just have great biomechanics?"

Dean shook his head and looked pained by my question. Topher gently pointed out they liked to avoid that topic. Good one, dude — you just jinxed the world's most famous ultramarathoner in marathon number one of 50. It suddenly struck me that Dean was an extremely focused and somewhat introverted guy. Though he had been more than polite and happy to talk to every runner who had approached him, he wasn't here to make small talk with me and he wasn't taking this marathon lightly. Time to shut up and leave the man alone.

"If we keep this pace we'll finish in the 3:50s, Karno," Topher said.

Not long after Topher said that, mile 16 went by in 7:45 — a full minute faster than that pace. When I saw that split on my watch and began to feel the onset of more stomach problems, I let them go. I wasn't going to be hanging with Dean through the finish on this day. Maybe I'll see him again in New York City in 49 days.

Dean "Karno" Karnazes: Activated. He ended up running a 3:51. I have no doubt he'll run all 50: 1,310 miles in 50 days.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Colbert on Landis: "Rocks as Big as the Rockies"

Friday, September 15, 2006

If We Stop Riding, Then the Hunters Have Won

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Last Saturday another early-morning ride through the southwestern Illinois cornfields brought another day of camouflaged dove hunters blasting away at their (as far as I know) unarmed targets. This time it was a sunny, clear morning and JPD and I could see the three hunters in the distance as they appeared to aim their shotguns toward us— parallel to the road we were riding but a few hundred yards to our left. "Boom, boom, boom!" I half expected to hear lead whizzing past my head. A little unsettling for Team Coumadin but, hey, it's only buckshot. Hunters: You can only scare the crap out of me so many times. Next time I'm bringing Dick Cheney to cover our left flank.

After the ride it was a 5K run. With my heart rate maxed out after three minutes of trying to keep him in sight, JPD took on an eerie resemblance to a lean Peter Reid on the Queen K highway in Kona as he bounced along Bluff Road for 20 minutes. He's ready for the USAT Halfmax National Championship at the Innsbrook Resort tomorrow.

Good luck to both JPD and Diesel at the race. When your legs and lungs start to feel the burn at mile 50 of the ride or mile 10 of the run, just remember the immortal soothing words of Diesel's oldest daughter: "It's not my fault you signed up for the race."

Protein in Sports Drinks

PEZ Cycling's Dr. Stephen Cheung, Ph.D., turns a scientific eye toward exploring the effects of protein in sports drinks, i.e., the Gatorade versus Accelerade debate. His practical but somewhat unscientific conclusion is that, "The best sports drink is the one that you’ll drink the most of! Experiment with different sports drinks and see what tastes bests and sits best in your stomach, and then use it!"

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Who Wants an Ugly Red Cotton Race Shirt?

Fleet Feet does a great job with the Lewis & Clark Marathon and Half Marathon, but I have to say this year's long-sleeved cotton shirt is one of the worst ever. Though $48.93 (actual Active.com charge) is cheap for a marathon these days, it'd be cool to get a better shirt. The race volunteers I saw at the Fleet Feet store yesterday appeared to be wearing decent white, Coolmax, short-sleeved shirts, so I know it's possible.

If you want this size large shirt, give me a "You have been Activated!" shout out — or even a "Deactivated" if I look bad — along the marathon course on Sunday and it's yours. If you don't know what I look like, just take a chance and shout at every guy except for Dean Karnazes— he's too short. If nobody claims this shirt, it becomes another bike-cleaning rag.

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In Memory of Adam

Adam Lawas, 44, completed the Ford Ironman Lake Placid Triathlon in July. Less than a month later, he died after being struck by a car while running in Saratoga Springs, New York. Because he was on a business trip and wasn't carrying any I.D., his family didn't know where he was for two days. Here's a loving tribute to Adam written by his sister-in-law.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Life's an Adventure

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National Geographic's "Life's an Adventure" Reader Photo Album has shots like this one of Salmon Glacier in Hyder, Alaska.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Activating Frankie Andreu's Honesty

Frankie Andreu, one of Lance Armstrong's ex-teammates, has told the New York Times that he took drugs to help Armstrong win the Tour de France in 1999.

“There are two levels of guys,” Andreu said. “You got the guys that cheat and guys that are just trying to survive.”

Last fall, Frankie and his wife, Betsy, testified that Armstrong had admitted to doctors after his cancer diagnosis that he had used all sorts of performance-enhancing substances.

Armstrong responded by testifying that Betsy had lied because “she hates me,” and that Frankie had lied because “he’s trying to back up his old lady.” Touche, Lance! Next you should threaten to beat up Frankie at recess.

Deactivating Local AM Sports Talk Show Host Guy

Actual quote, just heard:
    "There's nothing better in life than sitting on your couch all day on a Sunday, drinking a six-pack and eating a frozen pizza, while watching the NFL on your TV and following your fantasy football team on the computer screen. But it's exhausting."

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How to Run Faster

Monday, September 11, 2006

Ground Zero

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Last night's CBS documentary brought back all the raw emotion of 9/11.

Five years ago, I watched my six-month-old son laugh and play on the living room floor as, on the TV next to him, lower Manhattan burned. That juxtaposition of innocence versus evil always will be burned into my consciousness. I remember being thankful he didn't understand. Still am.

Eventually I had to get away from the news so I took the baby for a walk in the jogging stroller. It was 80 degrees, calm, and sunny and the streets around the park were deserted — perfect conditions for a run but I didn't have the energy. And it was so quiet.

By the weekend it was time for Diesel and I to do our longest run — 24 miles — before the 2001 Chicago Marathon, which was three weeks away. The morning skies were silent except for the constant roar of fighter jets scrambling to locations unknown. There weren't many other runners on the park path. Were we being attacked again? Would the city sound sirens to let us know? We kept running, wondering what the terrorists' next target would be and if the marathon crowd in Chicago would be one.

Three weeks later, in a Chicago bar after the marathon, the crowd went silent as the networks broke away from their NFL coverage to show the U.S. attacking Afghanistan. Later that night, an Afghani cab driver drove me to Midway Airport for my flight home. Weird.

Three years ago in October, in Manhattan for a bachelor party, I rode the subway down to the World Trade Center site. The vast scale of the destruction is unimaginable until you experience it. We could feel the death and grief in the air. Posters showing faces of the missing still were hanging on the fences. Nobody spoke. When a sidewalk vendor's DVD started showing the planes hitting the north and south towers, I was overcome with emotion and had to leave. We found solace over pints of Guinness in a Battery Park bar, surrounded by 9/11 photos on the walls.

Now my two kids have never known anything but life during wartime. And if you believe in the concept of peak oil, which I do, it seems clear the world's countries will only escalate their insanity to fight to the death for this resource. I don't see this battle ending in our lifetimes. Meanwhile, McDonald's still gives the kids Hummers in their Happy Meals.

In two months I'll be back in Manhattan to run the New York Marathon. I'll visit Ground Zero again, think about all the brave people that lost their lives then and who are defending us now, and I'll feel the same overpowering sadness. But it's good to remember — and to keep living the active life.

Back tomorrow with video of German girls racing in stiletto heels.

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At the WTC base, circa-1990.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Ironman Wisconsin Eve

Brett Hulsey thinks he's ready for Ironman Wisconsin on Sunday.

Good luck in Madison to FOA Nicole, who looked strong on the bike when Diesel and I saw her last week.

Will Brett and Nicole down Wheaties on race morning? David Medaris explores the breakfast of champions for Madison endurance athletes. For me it's "leggo my Eggo" frozen waffles with syrup, a banana, and a coffee I.V.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Been Fishing

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Sorry about the lack of posts this week. Went fishing, suddenly remembered I despise fishing and, as a vegetarian, don't eat fish, and scurried back to dry land. Next week I'll try to give the ridiculous blog the attention it so richly deserves.

My apologies to all the fishermen and women I may have just offended by annoucing my hatred of the activity. Good luck to you all in your continuing quest to outsmart those crafty creatures. I will say A River Runs Through It by Norman MacLean, which is loosely about fishing, is one of my favorite reads of all-time. And a beautiful movie. But how about MacLean's writing?
    "Now nearly all those I loved and did not understand when I was young are dead, but I still reach out to them.

    Of course, now I am too old to be much of a fisherman, and now of course I usually fish the big waters alone, although some friends think I shouldn't. Like many fly fishermen in western Montana where the summer days are almost Arctic in length, I often do not start fishing until the cool of the evening. Then in the Arctic half-light of the canyon, all existence fades to a being with my soul and memories and the sounds of the Big Blackfoot River and a four-count rhythm and the hope that a fish will rise.

    Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs. I am haunted by waters."

Monday, September 04, 2006

How to Scare the GU Out of Me, Part 37

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Join two of your hunting buddies in wearing camouflage clothes while hiding out in the browned-out brush of a harvested Illinois cornfield at 7:00 A.M. on an eerily foggy September morning and then at the exact moment The Diesel and I ride past you — not 25 yards away on what we thought was a deserted farm road — leap up and fire your three shotguns in unison at an unsuspecting flock of pheasants barely visible through the thick fog. Holy crap, man! Whatever Floyd Landis took was like watered-down Gatorade compared to the adrenaline that those gunshots sent blasting through my body. From 23 to 35 MPH in .02 seconds.

Once the shots stopped reverberating, thoughts turned to Deliverance scenarios and how easy it would be for a whacko hunter to pick off two guys whose bright cycling clothes were shining like beacons through the fog. All through the rest of our ride, scattered gunfire echoed across the wide open prairies and annoyed hunters in big pickups buzzed us a couple of times.

Google tells me that September 1 is the first day of the hunting season for game birds on Illinois preserves. Note to self: Next year either stay in town and ride on hunter-free city streets or pack Winchester 12-gauge in cycling jersey pocket.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

They Got Legs, They Know How to Use Them

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Some of the Midwest's best women riders prepare for launch at St. Louis's Lafayette Square in Friday night's Gateway Cup bike race.

Is Lance Back IN Paris?

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Lance Armstrong and Paris Hilton? C'mon. It appears somebody needs to read Scott Tinley's book on making a successful transition to life after sports.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Racer X: You're On Notice

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Making the Case for Swimming

Dan Empfield thinks it's time to get faster in the water. For our German readers, here's a Total Immersion article on efficient freestyle swimming.

Oregon's Hood to Coast Relay

A team of Texans had fun and finished in less than 23 hours.