Saturday, April 29, 2006
This YouTube video shows two fallen riders going at it. It's just like a hockey fight, except that they're on cleats instead of skates. And, oh yeah: I'm pretty sure my little sister could beat up both of them.
Armstrong Sirius About the NYC Marathon
Talking about the NYC Marathon on Sirius Radio, Lance Armstrong said it feels cool to be a weekend warrior and that he'd be ecstatic to break three hours:
- This will be his first marathon ever and it's generated a lot of buzz in the media. Lance's been training somewhat already - 10 mile runs here and there on the roads and trails around Austin - and noted that he has a running background from his days in triathlon. I reminded him he also has some results, coming in third out of a thousand people a couple of years ago at the LAF's "Run for the Roses" 5k.
"I also did Kristin's run recently at the Fertile Hope 5k, and had a decent time," he said. "So I'd be ecstatic to break three hours at the New York City Marathon. ... Three hours is a 7-minute mile pace - I think that's hard - I mean a 7-minute mile isn't that hard, but to do it 26 times - that's hard, especially at the end." And now I know… I have done a little running recently so I can hang with some friends and noted that - differentiating from cycling - it requires a totally different muscle group. "That's why I'm kind of paying the price right now, I'm trying to adapt to running. Just the jarring - it's so hilly here in Austin, running uphill is hard, but running downhill is hard on you. So if you're going up and down and up and down, your quads are just killing you."
The other big deal about the marathon is that it's also at the same time as Lance's 10-year cancer diagnosis anniversary. "The marathon for me is an interesting idea, because you take a 35-year old guy who used to be a pro athlete, he retires, and some think he'd want to do nothing after. But that's not what the rest of the world does. They're at that age and they want to be a weekend warrior - run, ride your bike, etc - do something to try and stay fit. So I get to be one of those guys. And then to get to tie it into my 10-year cancer anniversary, that's a really cool connection."
"Breaking three hours would be huge, and if I can get near 2:45 I'll come out of my skin."
Friday, April 28, 2006
Race Report: Spirit of St. Louis Half-Marathon
April 9, 2006, St. Louis, Missouri
As I made my way downtown in what looked like perfect running conditions (temps in the 40s), I had two things on my mind - what to wear and how would my legs feel after grinding out 40+ miles on my bike the day before in some SERIOUS winds.
The crowd was thick. In a few years time the marathon/half-marathon weekend has grown remarkably. For the first time at a major running event, I was assigned to the elite section at the start. As we milled around nervously, I saw all the familiar faces along with some I hadn't seen in a while.
Soon we were pushing forward across the timing mat and running toward the Arch before heading to the brewery. Despite the bigger crowd, I spotted a few spectating friends in the early miles. Always good.
At the first mile marker, the pace was fast. I didn't see a mile marker again (my only complaint) until mile 5 as we headed north on Broadway. My watch said I was holding my mile 1 pace. Really? Was it because of the cheers for the lead woman just ahead of me from the runners heading south and spilling onto the median to find room to run?
After running back through downtown, the next few westward miles were quiet and rolling. Near the turnaround around mile 9, the STL tri club had a good presence and as I made the turn I couldn't believe the masses coming toward me.
Suddenly there was an image of a schoolroom chalkboard in my head. In big white letters I envisioned PEOPLE=ENERGY.
As some friends (some of whom were on their way to running the full marathon) spotted me and gave me a shout, I got a sense that I was having a good race. Could the perfect conditions and energy from the 8,000 runners push me to a new personal best that I had set just a few weeks earlier?
PEOPLE=ENERGY....Hey, there's Activeness' John and FOA Diesel! Later I would meet John for the last 6 miles of his 40-mile run for his 40th birthday. (Incredible job, dude!)
I was approaching the end now. What a difference from last year, where I had a tough day running the full marathon on such a hot day. When I made the final turn and realized I was on the verge of crushing my 1/2 marathon PR by over a minute, I got chills and couldn't help but pump my fist as I crossed the line, 37th place overall out of 6,300 and 2nd in my age group out of 378.
This was probably my best-ever running race result. Based on the emails I got after the results were published, it seems my friends agreed. PEOPLE=ENERGY. Thank You!
As I made my way downtown in what looked like perfect running conditions (temps in the 40s), I had two things on my mind - what to wear and how would my legs feel after grinding out 40+ miles on my bike the day before in some SERIOUS winds.
The crowd was thick. In a few years time the marathon/half-marathon weekend has grown remarkably. For the first time at a major running event, I was assigned to the elite section at the start. As we milled around nervously, I saw all the familiar faces along with some I hadn't seen in a while.
Soon we were pushing forward across the timing mat and running toward the Arch before heading to the brewery. Despite the bigger crowd, I spotted a few spectating friends in the early miles. Always good.
At the first mile marker, the pace was fast. I didn't see a mile marker again (my only complaint) until mile 5 as we headed north on Broadway. My watch said I was holding my mile 1 pace. Really? Was it because of the cheers for the lead woman just ahead of me from the runners heading south and spilling onto the median to find room to run?
After running back through downtown, the next few westward miles were quiet and rolling. Near the turnaround around mile 9, the STL tri club had a good presence and as I made the turn I couldn't believe the masses coming toward me.
Suddenly there was an image of a schoolroom chalkboard in my head. In big white letters I envisioned PEOPLE=ENERGY.
As some friends (some of whom were on their way to running the full marathon) spotted me and gave me a shout, I got a sense that I was having a good race. Could the perfect conditions and energy from the 8,000 runners push me to a new personal best that I had set just a few weeks earlier?
PEOPLE=ENERGY....Hey, there's Activeness' John and FOA Diesel! Later I would meet John for the last 6 miles of his 40-mile run for his 40th birthday. (Incredible job, dude!)
I was approaching the end now. What a difference from last year, where I had a tough day running the full marathon on such a hot day. When I made the final turn and realized I was on the verge of crushing my 1/2 marathon PR by over a minute, I got chills and couldn't help but pump my fist as I crossed the line, 37th place overall out of 6,300 and 2nd in my age group out of 378.
This was probably my best-ever running race result. Based on the emails I got after the results were published, it seems my friends agreed. PEOPLE=ENERGY. Thank You!
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Marathoning Cyclists
What kind of time will Lance Armstrong clock in the New York Marathon this November? Depends on how seriously he's training, but there's a precedent for a retired cyclist running New York. Last year, 36-year-old Laurent Jalabert ran a 2:55 in his first attempt at a marathon.
I Heard You the First 50 Times
The Penguin celebrates his 10th anniversary writing the same "it's OK to be slow" column every month for Runner's World.
"The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start." That's the Penguin Credo. The real miracle is that Runner's World has employed this guy as a columnist for the past 10 years.
"The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start." That's the Penguin Credo. The real miracle is that Runner's World has employed this guy as a columnist for the past 10 years.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Things I Did Not Say After Swallowing a Bug While Running Today
"Well, that was a nice surprise."
"Finger lickin' good."
"Mmmm...Crunchy!"
"Oh, golly, I wonder what exact variety of insect that was?"
"Scrumpdillyicious!"
"That bug would would have made a wonderful kamikaze pilot during the Great War."
"A little extra protein never hurt anybody."
"I'm lovin' it."
"I have a sudden craving for fried grasshoppers for dinner."
"Nice and fresh: The way a bug should be."
"Finger lickin' good."
"Mmmm...Crunchy!"
"Oh, golly, I wonder what exact variety of insect that was?"
"Scrumpdillyicious!"
"That bug would would have made a wonderful kamikaze pilot during the Great War."
"A little extra protein never hurt anybody."
"I'm lovin' it."
"I have a sudden craving for fried grasshoppers for dinner."
"Nice and fresh: The way a bug should be."
Don't Overdo It
This Boston Globe article on marathoning jumps all over the place, but it makes a strong point that while moderate exercise such as walking probably is the best thing a person can do for health, taking it to extremes by running a marathon may be dangerous. Running 26.2 miles can lead to clear signs of cardiac stress. Bottom line: If you're going to run a marathon, do the training and make sure you're ready.
When Disaster Strikes
"If you cycle long enough on the open roads, a collision with a motorist, cyclist or pedestrian - and eventually the pavement - is almost inevitable." Thanks, Debbie Downer! Inside Triathlon has the story of one brave survivor.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Celebrity Marathoners


More proof that Wikipedia has everything about everything: a list of celebrity marathoners. Mrs. Keaton (Meredith Baxter) ran a 4:08? Go Elyse! How about Diamond David Lee Roth almost breaking six hours? Runnin' With the Devil definitely slows you down.
Monday, April 24, 2006
A Trail Runner's 2006 Boston Marathon Report
Scott Dunlap enjoyed "every minute of this 26.2-mile long party," and managed to snap several pics along the way. He ran Boston with his friend Kristin Armstrong (the ex-Mrs. Lance) and friend Paige Alam. His colorful race report includes several photos of Kristin, a shot of ultrarunner extraordinaire Dean Karnazes, and one with marathon winner Robert Cheruiyot. "It still amazes me how a race can be so different if you just approach it with some novelty. If doesn’t take much to change the race atmosphere. Go slower. Drink the beer. Kiss the girls. I guarantee you, it will be a race to remember!"
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Packers Remain Patient
The Green Bay Packers aren't sweating Brett Favre's inability to decide if he'll retire, reports The Onion.
Heather Gollnick's IM Arizona Race Report
Gollnick, the second-place finisher, ran the marathon in 3:16 and finished the race in 9:33—both PRs. "My daughter, Jordan, who has Cerebral Palsy, wrote me a letter before I left telling me that 'whenever your legs feel tired, think of me and press on.' Great advice and motivation from a nine year old!" Read her Inside Triathlon report.
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Deactivating McCrap

According to this New York Times article:
- * The enormous success of McDonald's Dollar Menu, where all items cost $1, has helped stimulate 36 consecutive months of sales growth at stores open at least a year. In three years, revenue has increased by 33 percent and its shares have rocketed 170 percent.
* McDonald's turnaround has come not from greater sales of healthy foods but from selling more fast-food basics, like double cheeseburgers and fried chicken sandwiches, from the Dollar Menu.
* McDonald's has marketed the Dollar Menu to teenagers, young adults, and minorities who are already plagued with an especially high incidence of obesity and related health problems like diabetes.
* McDonald's chief marketing officer says the Egg McMuffin "is a very nutritious sandwich." (Man, how do you sleep at night?)
Later this year, McDonald's will get hammered by both a movie version of the excellent Eric Schlosser book "Fast Food Nation" and a follow-up book aimed at teenagers. I'm lovin' it. Read the MSNBC.com story.
There's no doubt: McDonald's sucks.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Lance To Run New York Marathon
FOA Mary informs us that Lance Armstrong will run the New York City Marathon on November 5. I wonder what kind of time he can post? My guess is in the 2:40s. Diesel and I plan to try to get in the race via the lottery. Here's information about applying. Lottery applications will be accepted until June 1. In 2005, almost half the U.S. lottery applications were accepted. If you have a good enough qualifying time, you can secure a guaranteed entry now. Anyone else? Let's start an Activeness NYC Marathon email list and exchange inspirational "U ROCK!" emails to help us get through the training. Or not.
Breakfast With Floyd
Phonak's Floyd Landis now has both cheesy facial hair and the confidence that he can win the Tour de France. Do you consider yourself a pre-Tour favorite?
- "A top contender..." Landis ponders for a moment. "I would say, yes, I do. I do consider myself one of the favorites. And no, I can't say I'm surprised to be in this position. It was a dream of mine for a long time. It might surprise other people! But I'm confident, whether it's this year or later, that I can make it to the top."
Share the Road With Cyclists!
India drivers: You have been Activated, just for surviving. It's amazing how the traffic flows so smoothly in this video.
Deactivating the Accidental Columnist
St. Louis Post-Dispatch columnist Bryan Burwell breaks the story that sports fans at games often get drunk and act like idiots. We'll monitor ongoing research to see if it backs up this hypothesis. Until then, we'll look forward to columns on "Athletes Aren't Role Models" and "Putting Sports in Perspective."
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Activating Take This Job and Shove It Guy
We all know this person but it's rarely a bright doctor in his late 30s who probably just finished paying off his medical school loans.
Yesterday my internist at a prestigious academic medical center — a guy who I've gotten to know much too well over the last four years for reasons I'll one day explain on my www.ihavenothingbettertodothanbitchandmoanaboutmy
healthproblems.com blog — told me he's "hanging it up" in May.
Turns out he's sick of dealing with overwhelming amounts of paperwork ("Bush's ridiculous new Medicaid plan made the cluster**** ten times worse than it was.") while earning a smaller salary than the constant parade of drug reps peddling their wares in his office.
"And my wife and I didn't grow up in St. Louis, so we're tired of not being able to answer the, 'Where did you go to high school?' question (strategically used to measure a person's socioeconomic upbringing by provincial locals) at parties."
So, my (ex) doctor is moving with his wife and two young children to Portland, Oregon.
"Do you have family ties there?" I asked.
"Nah. Couple friends."
"Are you going to practice medicine?"
"I don't think so," he said.
"What are you gonna do?"
"I don't know, but I really love the outdoors so a city in the west seems like a good place to be."
Fed Up Doctor Who Took Action and Moved To a Cool Place: Activated.
Anybody know of a good internist?
Yesterday my internist at a prestigious academic medical center — a guy who I've gotten to know much too well over the last four years for reasons I'll one day explain on my www.ihavenothingbettertodothanbitchandmoanaboutmy
healthproblems.com blog — told me he's "hanging it up" in May.
Turns out he's sick of dealing with overwhelming amounts of paperwork ("Bush's ridiculous new Medicaid plan made the cluster**** ten times worse than it was.") while earning a smaller salary than the constant parade of drug reps peddling their wares in his office.
"And my wife and I didn't grow up in St. Louis, so we're tired of not being able to answer the, 'Where did you go to high school?' question (strategically used to measure a person's socioeconomic upbringing by provincial locals) at parties."
So, my (ex) doctor is moving with his wife and two young children to Portland, Oregon.
"Do you have family ties there?" I asked.
"Nah. Couple friends."
"Are you going to practice medicine?"
"I don't think so," he said.
"What are you gonna do?"
"I don't know, but I really love the outdoors so a city in the west seems like a good place to be."
Fed Up Doctor Who Took Action and Moved To a Cool Place: Activated.
Anybody know of a good internist?
Coffee and Cycling
Wasn't that the name of a Jim Jarmusch movie? Coffee and caffeine are part of the cycling culture, and I fit right in there. PEZ's Ph.D. breaks down the science. "The scientific literature is pretty clear that, used correctly, caffeine does indeed help to improve performance on the bike, especially short-term, high-intensity efforts."
Boston Marathon Central
The Boston Globe's Marathon Central has everything you need to know about yesterday's Boston Marathon. Congrats to Friend of Activeness (FOA) Nicole Burdge, who ran a great race.
2006 Ironman Arizona Photo Gallery

Michellie Jones dominated the women's field at Ironman Arizona. Here's Timothy Carlson's Inside Triathlon photo gallery.
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Still Running Strong at 40
Elite runner and former NCAA track champion Alisa Harvey is still performing at a high level at age 40, reports the Washington Post.
- "I always thought, certainly that by 40, that there's no way," Harvey said. "But what I'm finding is that, no, I'm not slower. I'm not weaker. And if I put the energy into it, I probably could run as fast or close to as fast as before."
Friday, April 14, 2006
Racer X: 100 Best First Lines From Novels (16-18)
Wherein Anonymous Racer X takes the 100 Best First Lines From Novels and turns each one into the opening of a really lame tri-blog post by an infuriatingly self-obsessed triathlete.
Today's installment: Opening Lines 16-18.
Previous installment (13-15).
16. If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
I was half in love with my new Cervelo P3 Carbon by the time we started that first ride. That's the thing about tri bikes. Every time they ride really smoothly, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Bikes. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.
—J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (1951)
17. Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo.
Unfortunately for the moocow and baby tuckoo, they didn't see Racer X hammering his bike down that straightaway on a day he was doing intervals. And he didn't see them. Once upon a time and a very sad time it was there was a terrible crash.
—James Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man (1916)
18. This is the saddest story I have ever heard.
Yes, as you suspected, this is the story about my DNF at Ironman Arizona. Months of training — and for what? I feel like that official got some type of perverse satisfaction from informing me I missed the bike cutoff and pulling me from the course. Clearly I should have waited until after I completed the race to get my Ironman tattoo.
—Ford Madox Ford, The Good Soldier (1915)
Today's installment: Opening Lines 16-18.
Previous installment (13-15).
16. If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.
I was half in love with my new Cervelo P3 Carbon by the time we started that first ride. That's the thing about tri bikes. Every time they ride really smoothly, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Bikes. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.
—J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (1951)
17. Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo.
Unfortunately for the moocow and baby tuckoo, they didn't see Racer X hammering his bike down that straightaway on a day he was doing intervals. And he didn't see them. Once upon a time and a very sad time it was there was a terrible crash.
—James Joyce, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man (1916)
18. This is the saddest story I have ever heard.
Yes, as you suspected, this is the story about my DNF at Ironman Arizona. Months of training — and for what? I feel like that official got some type of perverse satisfaction from informing me I missed the bike cutoff and pulling me from the course. Clearly I should have waited until after I completed the race to get my Ironman tattoo.
—Ford Madox Ford, The Good Soldier (1915)
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Four Minutes To Fame: Roger Bannister Interview
In 2003, Fortune's "The Adventurer" interviewed Roger Bannister. On the equivalent of the four-minute mile today:
- "I should think a two-hour marathon. They're under two hours, five minutes now. The rate of improvement possible is greater the longer the distance, because it involves improving oxygen uptake, which just means more training."
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
40 Miles
On April 9, I ran 40 miles: four miles before the St. Louis Marathon, 26.2 during, and then 9.8 miles after. Help from family and friends, perfect weather (35 degrees at the start, 60 degrees at the end, no wind), and lots of l8-25-mile training runs from January-March combined to make it easier than expected.

Beer shower: I couldn't have run 40 miles without an incredible crew feeding and running with me for 6+ hours. I fed off their energy. Thanks to Thin Lizzie, JPD, Bri Guy, and Mar-ten.

Mile 18 pitstop: Diesel "only" (his word) ran the first 22 miles, so he didn't make it into the post-run picture.

Motivation: My four-year-old fully expected me to win the marathon.

Beer shower: I couldn't have run 40 miles without an incredible crew feeding and running with me for 6+ hours. I fed off their energy. Thanks to Thin Lizzie, JPD, Bri Guy, and Mar-ten.

Mile 18 pitstop: Diesel "only" (his word) ran the first 22 miles, so he didn't make it into the post-run picture.

Motivation: My four-year-old fully expected me to win the marathon.
Monday, April 10, 2006
Activating Renzo Ro

Lorenzo Romar, now the head coach of the Washington Huskies NCAA basketball team after leading Saint Louis University's Billikens from 2000-2002, is all smiles with JPD and Matt after receiving the 2006 John Wooden award in Indianapolis.
Coach Romar's acceptance speech emphasized the distinction between reputation and character. He defined the latter as doing the right thing even when no one is watching.
When his response to where we were from was, "Oh, you guys are from the Lou?", his formal Activation became just a matter of filing the paperwork. So Coach Romar, you may now place this official Activation next to your Wooden award (just click "print").
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Burning Spear to the Heart

Pretty sure he's not an endurance athlete — short-course, maybe — but Burning Spear has an active message and, of course, a blog.
- "We must admit that some of us are getting trapped in Babylon system. What does it gain a man to have all the money in the world, and lose his soul? ... Money can not buy happiness or health. If you fight with Babylon system you will lose with Babylon system. All what you think you will gain will never make you happy. ...In life there are no miss opportunity. Jah have his plan."
Friday, April 07, 2006
Activating Coach John Wooden's Seven Keys

With 10 NCAA Men's Basketball Championships to his name, Coach John Wooden's "Seven Keys to Life" are:
1. Be true to yourself.
2. Make each day your masterpiece.
3. Help others.
4. Drink deeply from good books, especially the Bible.
5. Make friendship a fine art.
6. Build a shelter against a rainy day.
7. Pray for guidance and give thanks for your blessing every day.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
A Triathlete With Heart
Triathlete magazine has the latest installment in age-group triathlete Rumon Carter’s training diary. Carter, 30, is battling to return to form after undergoing heart surgery.
- "The truth is, none of this whole experience has been much fun -- darkly comical at times, perhaps, but never fun. ... My brain remembers my body, but my body’s drawing a blank on who it once was. Climbs I once rode in my big ring now leave me looking for that 11th gear up the stack; my wife’s Chihuahua can outrun me; a case of paralytic fear has rendered me unable to face the pool. And am I having fun? Oh yeah."
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Activating the Coach

Indianapolis Colts head coach and Friend of Activeness (FOA) Tony Dungy poses with Matt and JPD at the Legends of the Hardwood breakfast reception at the Final Four in Indianapolis. Dungy gave a moving, articulate speech about life, the loss of his son, and his Christian faith to a packed house at Conseco Fieldhouse. Coach Dungy has been Activated (again).
Marathon Day To Do List
Elite St. Louis runner Ben Rosario, the legendary Ed Wolfgram, and a professor of physical therapy at SLU highlight 10 things you should do on race day.
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Chris Legh's Ironman Finish Line
Australian triathlete Chris Legh was coughing up blood as he finished Ironman Australia. Legh was recently diagnosed with a patent foramen ovale, an opening between the two upper chambers of the heart. "I can't do it again. I can't put myself through it again," he sobbed to his wife. "I can't keep packing up and doing that sort of damage to my body."
Training for an Ultramarathon
Eight rules for running an ultramarathon. I wish I had looked at this 16-week plan before my 16th week, but there's nothing here that makes me think doing 40 miles is out of reach.
Shawn McDonald has more pearls of ultra-wisdom. Most useful to me is his advice on race-day nutrition: "A good goal total on calories is 300-400 per hour. To maintain this rate, it often works best to carry foods such as candy, cookies, pretzels, and gels in your pack, and then eat items such as fruit, sandwiches, and soup at the aid stations."
Shawn McDonald has more pearls of ultra-wisdom. Most useful to me is his advice on race-day nutrition: "A good goal total on calories is 300-400 per hour. To maintain this rate, it often works best to carry foods such as candy, cookies, pretzels, and gels in your pack, and then eat items such as fruit, sandwiches, and soup at the aid stations."
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Activations: From Big Wheels to Disc Wheels
Activation – noun: making active and effective


Growing up in St. Louis, I spent as much time as possible playing outside. My schoolmates, kids from the neighborhood, and I would entertain ourselves with variations on traditional sports, Big Wheeling, and biking.
I say “variations” because we rarely had the proper equipment, playing field, time, or number of participants to play a “regulation” game. But we always seemed to stay semi-organized, work up a sweat, and have fun as the daylight hours slipped away. Inevitably, Mom’s dinner call signaled the game-ending buzzer, regardless of the score.
We once organized a full baseball game with catcher’s equipment and all. Can you imagine scheduling 18 people to do anything these days?
But we usually resorted to playing corkball. The required equipment was only a thin bat and a tennis ball. Two strikes was an out, as was a foul tip. A squib was a “neutral” — didn’t count for or against. A hit past the pitcher was a single. To the fence on one bounce — double. To the fence on the fly — triple. And if you muscled one over the fence, well that was just the bomb — a home run, of course. Nothing felt more manly. Catch a ball on one bounce — you’re out. If the catcher caught a swinging second strike — double play. Where did we come up with this stuff?
My backyard had a cement patio with a brick barbecue pit. I discovered that if I threw a racquetball off the barbecue pit at the perfect angle, I could get the ball to pop up. If I was lucky it would fly just high and far enough to where I could jump up and rob my imaginary batter of a home run. I’d keep score with chalk.
I had a basketball hoop in my backyard. It wasn’t sturdy but it accommodated some shooting around and an occasional game. One day I discovered that if I took a log from Dad’s woodpile and set it in the perfect spot, I could build enough momentum, leap off the stump, and throw down a vicious dunk. Thanks to the perfect log, we soon were cradling Nerf balls and bending the rim with every attempt. The net got so tattered that it would shed fabric with a rim-rattling dunk on the 8-foot goal. The shedding fabric was soon dubbed “slam material” and if you didn’t cause any to come down, your stuff was weak. Over in the alley at a friend’s house we could even do a reverse jam by stepping off his garage door with just the right timing.
Our football games were either full-on games at the park or smaller versions in the street or backyard. We would “forget” to invite the guys who hit puberty before the rest of us, knowing they knocked the wind out of anything they ran into. Heaven forbid we’d be playing “kill the man with the ball” when one of them showed up. Suddenly everyone was fumbling.
Sometimes a guy would declare “all-time quarterback” (for both teams) and we’d all immediately see the logic. Good thing we had no play clock in those days, as some of our trick plays took five minute to draw up. “Run a few steps, bend down like you’re going to tie your shoe, and when he relaxes, sprint to the second tree after the station wagon and I’ll hit you there. Got it?”
We’d play hockey on the blacktop and make our own goalie masks and pads — out of cardboard! It didn’t matter if we couldn’t bend our knees because the stiff cardboard was duct-taped across our corduroy pant knees or that we really couldn’t see through the cut-out eye holes in the mask. With our baseball gloves and cardboard pads with logos drawn on with magic markers, we believed we were like real NHL goalies.
We even invented a game called “Hockey-Soccer-Football” with rules so obscure they’ve slipped my adult mind. We made up the rules as we went along during our regular recess games.
Sure, we had to deal with bad weather. That’s when we brought the hockey games indoors. All we needed was a good tapeball and a fireplace as the goal. A couple of Nerf balls bouncing off the wood paneling made for some wicked indoor soccer games. And don’t think we didn’t do some Nerf dunking on the rim that hangs from the door. No traveling violations, no fouls, no problem.
One Christmas I got a set of boxing gloves. Instead of working the speed bag, which was falling out of the basement wall, my friends and I would go toe to toe in some super-featherweight battles. I only had one set of gloves, though, and we were all right-handed, so the advantage was clear. To balance things out we’d use oven mitts for the other hand. Golden Rule: Absolutely no hitting to the head with the oven mitt!
Let’s not forget the Big Wheels and Green Machines and our steel tank bicycles with banana seats, thick tires, reflectors, chain guards, and fenders. Classic. I’m still not sure what made me think I could jump off ramps.
What amazes me about all these games and activities is that we played them, for the most part, without arguments. When conflicts arose, we’d quickly come up with a fair solution and just keep playing. If you didn’t like the decision, then you just had to crush the next pitch, drain the next shot, or crank the pedals harder to prove your point. An old fashioned, “I’ll show you what I’m made of” was the ultimate rebuttal.
If you’re “serious” about fitness or triathlons, then odds are you’re following a plan, tracking mileage, and measuring your results. You’re eating and drinking special foods. You’re monitoring your life in beats per minute, miles per hour, foot strikes per minute, strokes per length, calories per hour and per day, watts, cadence, breaths, and sweat rates. And all of this is measured with expensive gizmos and tracked with precision and neatly charted to tell you that you still are not fast enough to win your age group and, by the way, you better get some sleep to be effective at work tomorrow.
My trip back to my youth, which hopefully stirred some of your own memories, was a reminder to get out and do it. Do it because it’s fun. Don’t make it too complicated or confuse yourself with information overload.
I didn’t realize that my Big Wheel actually had a disc wheel and that a Green Machine had aerobars. I thought strawberry Kool-Aid was the ultimate thirst quencher. I didn’t think about recovery drinks or which zone my heart was in when I was playing. Cross-training happened naturally. Calories were burned as a byproduct of the great outdoors, the pursuit of laughter, and the imagination of a young heart and uncomplicated vigor to play and have fun.
We all know it’s important to have a plan to achieve goals. Technology, nutrition, and performance monitoring are components of success. But you’ll only make good use of those components if your enjoyment of training and racing can carry you to your dreams. Sacrifice and hard work — yes, absolutely. The willingness and desire to get out there — required. Finding pleasure and enjoyment in the activities that support your goals — that’s when your dreams have a chance of coming true.
Respect,
JPD


Growing up in St. Louis, I spent as much time as possible playing outside. My schoolmates, kids from the neighborhood, and I would entertain ourselves with variations on traditional sports, Big Wheeling, and biking.
I say “variations” because we rarely had the proper equipment, playing field, time, or number of participants to play a “regulation” game. But we always seemed to stay semi-organized, work up a sweat, and have fun as the daylight hours slipped away. Inevitably, Mom’s dinner call signaled the game-ending buzzer, regardless of the score.
We once organized a full baseball game with catcher’s equipment and all. Can you imagine scheduling 18 people to do anything these days?
But we usually resorted to playing corkball. The required equipment was only a thin bat and a tennis ball. Two strikes was an out, as was a foul tip. A squib was a “neutral” — didn’t count for or against. A hit past the pitcher was a single. To the fence on one bounce — double. To the fence on the fly — triple. And if you muscled one over the fence, well that was just the bomb — a home run, of course. Nothing felt more manly. Catch a ball on one bounce — you’re out. If the catcher caught a swinging second strike — double play. Where did we come up with this stuff?
My backyard had a cement patio with a brick barbecue pit. I discovered that if I threw a racquetball off the barbecue pit at the perfect angle, I could get the ball to pop up. If I was lucky it would fly just high and far enough to where I could jump up and rob my imaginary batter of a home run. I’d keep score with chalk.
I had a basketball hoop in my backyard. It wasn’t sturdy but it accommodated some shooting around and an occasional game. One day I discovered that if I took a log from Dad’s woodpile and set it in the perfect spot, I could build enough momentum, leap off the stump, and throw down a vicious dunk. Thanks to the perfect log, we soon were cradling Nerf balls and bending the rim with every attempt. The net got so tattered that it would shed fabric with a rim-rattling dunk on the 8-foot goal. The shedding fabric was soon dubbed “slam material” and if you didn’t cause any to come down, your stuff was weak. Over in the alley at a friend’s house we could even do a reverse jam by stepping off his garage door with just the right timing.
Our football games were either full-on games at the park or smaller versions in the street or backyard. We would “forget” to invite the guys who hit puberty before the rest of us, knowing they knocked the wind out of anything they ran into. Heaven forbid we’d be playing “kill the man with the ball” when one of them showed up. Suddenly everyone was fumbling.
Sometimes a guy would declare “all-time quarterback” (for both teams) and we’d all immediately see the logic. Good thing we had no play clock in those days, as some of our trick plays took five minute to draw up. “Run a few steps, bend down like you’re going to tie your shoe, and when he relaxes, sprint to the second tree after the station wagon and I’ll hit you there. Got it?”
We’d play hockey on the blacktop and make our own goalie masks and pads — out of cardboard! It didn’t matter if we couldn’t bend our knees because the stiff cardboard was duct-taped across our corduroy pant knees or that we really couldn’t see through the cut-out eye holes in the mask. With our baseball gloves and cardboard pads with logos drawn on with magic markers, we believed we were like real NHL goalies.
We even invented a game called “Hockey-Soccer-Football” with rules so obscure they’ve slipped my adult mind. We made up the rules as we went along during our regular recess games.
Sure, we had to deal with bad weather. That’s when we brought the hockey games indoors. All we needed was a good tapeball and a fireplace as the goal. A couple of Nerf balls bouncing off the wood paneling made for some wicked indoor soccer games. And don’t think we didn’t do some Nerf dunking on the rim that hangs from the door. No traveling violations, no fouls, no problem.
One Christmas I got a set of boxing gloves. Instead of working the speed bag, which was falling out of the basement wall, my friends and I would go toe to toe in some super-featherweight battles. I only had one set of gloves, though, and we were all right-handed, so the advantage was clear. To balance things out we’d use oven mitts for the other hand. Golden Rule: Absolutely no hitting to the head with the oven mitt!
Let’s not forget the Big Wheels and Green Machines and our steel tank bicycles with banana seats, thick tires, reflectors, chain guards, and fenders. Classic. I’m still not sure what made me think I could jump off ramps.
What amazes me about all these games and activities is that we played them, for the most part, without arguments. When conflicts arose, we’d quickly come up with a fair solution and just keep playing. If you didn’t like the decision, then you just had to crush the next pitch, drain the next shot, or crank the pedals harder to prove your point. An old fashioned, “I’ll show you what I’m made of” was the ultimate rebuttal.
If you’re “serious” about fitness or triathlons, then odds are you’re following a plan, tracking mileage, and measuring your results. You’re eating and drinking special foods. You’re monitoring your life in beats per minute, miles per hour, foot strikes per minute, strokes per length, calories per hour and per day, watts, cadence, breaths, and sweat rates. And all of this is measured with expensive gizmos and tracked with precision and neatly charted to tell you that you still are not fast enough to win your age group and, by the way, you better get some sleep to be effective at work tomorrow.
My trip back to my youth, which hopefully stirred some of your own memories, was a reminder to get out and do it. Do it because it’s fun. Don’t make it too complicated or confuse yourself with information overload.
I didn’t realize that my Big Wheel actually had a disc wheel and that a Green Machine had aerobars. I thought strawberry Kool-Aid was the ultimate thirst quencher. I didn’t think about recovery drinks or which zone my heart was in when I was playing. Cross-training happened naturally. Calories were burned as a byproduct of the great outdoors, the pursuit of laughter, and the imagination of a young heart and uncomplicated vigor to play and have fun.
We all know it’s important to have a plan to achieve goals. Technology, nutrition, and performance monitoring are components of success. But you’ll only make good use of those components if your enjoyment of training and racing can carry you to your dreams. Sacrifice and hard work — yes, absolutely. The willingness and desire to get out there — required. Finding pleasure and enjoyment in the activities that support your goals — that’s when your dreams have a chance of coming true.
Respect,
JPD
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