Monday, July 31, 2006

Separated at Birth: JPD and Marc Bulger

Activeness' JPD and St. Louis Rams quarterback Marc Bulger must be long-lost brothers.

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I haven't heard from him yet as he makes his way back via steamer ship from the middle of the North Atlantic (Newfoundland), but it looks like JPD had a strong race at the World Age-Group Duathlon Championships. Way to do, man! (This is what happens when you exit the country and leave me in charge of the ridiculous blog.)

I Got Nothing

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More later when my brain feels less sunburned. Running in today's 100-degree weather might slow that healing process.

Friday, July 28, 2006

Ooooh That Smell

Floyd Landis is, of course, innocent until proven guilty. So are Tyler, Lance, Jan, and Ivan, too. Red knew it in The Shawshank Redemption: "Everybody's innocent in here." Anyway, Floyd likes pizza, beer, and Lynyrd Skynyrd, writes his neighbor. Hey, this latest Tour news reminds me of my favorite Skynyrd song:
    Angel of darkness is upon you
    Stuck a needle in your arm
    So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
    One more drink fool, will drown you
    Ooooh that smell
    Can't you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Where's Floyd?

Floyd Landis missing...news of a positive drug test at the Tour. Let's hope 1+1 does not = 2.

Update: Oh crap.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Want to Ride L'Alpe d'Huez?

Here's one amateur rider's account from Slate.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

The Massive Belgian Who Could

Good luck to Activeness' JPD, aka the Massive Belgian, who is on his way to Newfoundland, Canada, for the ITU Duathlon World Championship. For his hard work, commitment to excellence, and eternally positive attitude — JPD, you have been Activated.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Sidewalk SUVs

Lance to Studios: Get Me Jake Gyllenhaal!

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Has Jake Gyllenhaal been hanging out with Lance Armstrong in France because he wants to play Lance in a movie?

Kid Rock or Floyd Landis?

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Meet the New Boss: Who Is Floyd Landis?

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Daniel Coyle knows the new American in Paris, and he tells you in this great Outside online story.
    Landis, 30, is the kind of person other bike racers like to tell stories about. ... There is "The Time Floyd Dove into a Dumpster to Get a Pair of Shoes" and "The Time Floyd and Z-Man Drank 30 Cappuccinos in One Sitting" and "The Time Floyd Rode the Tour de France Nine Weeks After Having Major Hip Surgery."

    "If you overtrained, it means that you didn't train hard enough to handle that level of training," Landis says, his fingertip rapping the table for emphasis. "So you weren't overtrained; you were actually undertrained to begin with. So there's the rule again: The guy who trains the hardest, the most, wins."
Bicycling onlline interviewed Floyd after his epic stage win.

Martin Dugard has a blog entry on Floyd's win and a "Rebel Rebel" story he wrote for the Los Angeles Times in June.

Graham Watson's Stage 17 photos.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Shine on You Crazy Mennonite Diamond

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I've never seen anything like Floyd Landis's explosion in the Alps yesterday. Actually I still haven't, since my power has been out since Wednesday, but...it sounded amazing.

Landis's coach, Robbie Ventura, probably regrets writing this after Stage 16: "Floyd lost not only the yellow jersey today, but also his chance to win this year’s Tour de France." Read Robbie's blog entry.

All Hail France's Mountain Bike King

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Race Report: Hillsboro Biathlon

July 4, 2006, Hillsboro, Illinois

The fallacy about doing local races is that you get a good night's rest and don't have to travel. So as I was doing last minute laundry late on the eve of the race, I was shocked to realize that I'd have to get up at 4:30 AM to make it to the small Illinois town in time for the annual biathlon (5 mile run, 20 mile bike).

Conditions were cloudy and muggy with a slight crosswind blowing across the out-and-back course. The race starts at the city hall on the cobblestones, heads down the hill, and then levels off into a mostly flat and straight road.

The starting horn caused some participants to go into their 5-mile "pace" (ahem) which carried them to the bottom of the hill and straight into oxygen debt. I was also a little overeager, trying to find my rhythm. At the 2.5 mile turnaround I was making good time, but the big hill lay ahead. There were team runners mixed into the individual biathletes and I estimated I was in about 8th place. Bill S. and I were running side-by-side and working together, politely coordinating our water-stop hand-off order. We overtook Shawn O. and were probably asking ourselves the same question: "How much of a head start do I need on the bike to avoid getting caught by him later?" I knew the answer: "Way more than I could possibly gain in a 5-mile run." I came into the run finish a few meters after Bill, with a decent split time, 4th place so far in the individual competition.

Transition was smooth and I rattled across the cobblestones just behind Bill. As I suspected, he pulled away and I was holding steady about 50 yards back. Within a couple miles, eventual winner Shawn O. cruised by. Then eventual 2nd place finisher Scott S. did the same. With the uber-bikers fading into the distance, I began a steady but hard effort to maintain 6th position overall. I could see that Bill S. had caught Chris A. up ahead and I wondered if they had an advantage since I was alone in no man's land.

I wanted to reach into my "suitcase of courage" and pull out a 5-minute power sprint to bridge the gap, but all I had was a carry-on knapsack filled with excuses. I was approaching the final hill and feeling good about an even split and thankful that I wasn't going to have to sprint up the hill since I didn't see anyone behind me. I rolled back across the cobbles to a pleasant small town smattering of applause and "way to go's".

Sixth place overall garnered the biggest 2nd place age group trophy I've ever seen. I picked up a couple more for friends who had to leave for 4th of July plans. As I headed home to make the trophy delivery, the rain started coming down and I realized that the race had gone about as well as I could have expected. Solid.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Activating Kurt Odenwald for Trying to Clear the Air

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An unwilling secondhand smoker and Friend of Activeness (FOA) passes along a note from supporters of St. Louis County Councilman Kurt Odenwald:
    "If you're interested in showing support for smoke-free bars, restaurants, and entertainment venues, then please show up at the St. Louis County Council meeting on Tuesday, July 25th at 6:30 p.m. in the Lawrence K. Roos Building at 41 S. Central in Clayton.

    Thanks to the recently released Surgeon General's report on the dangers of secondhand smoke and St. Louis County Councilman Kurt Odenwald's tireless efforts to clear the air in St. Louis County, we have another chance to get the smoke out of all workplaces, including restaurants, bars, and all entertainment venues.

    This opportunity will come to fruition only if we have your help. Councilman Odenwald is asking that we get hundreds of proponents of smoke-free air to show up at the St. Louis County Council meeting on Tuesday, July 25th at 6:30 p.m. If you're sick of being exposed to smoke almost everywhere you go, I urge you to be at this meeting. You won't have to speak and you won't have to stay long, but we need you to show up and be counted.

    Last August, when our smoke-free workplace ordinance was defeated by one vote, Harrah's Casino turned out in force with five busloads of Harrah's employees. Some of the members of the County Council were impressed that they outnumbered the supporters of the ordinance 10:1. We can't let that happen again."
The FOA also notes in his email to us that:
    1. You cannot deny the dangers of secondhand smoke. The evidence is overwhelming.
    2. I don't have the choice to not inhale secondhand smoke. And I (among many others) would patronize drinking establishment more often if they were smoke-free.
    3. There is no empirical evidence showing that smoking bans harm the overall financial well-being of bars/restaurants.
    4. The entire countries of Ireland and Scotland have successfully introduced smoking bans. I believe that they out-drink the
    U.S. and the pubs still thrive there. Have you been to New York City lately? I have, and the bars are packed (and smoke-free).
    5. Bars and restaurants are not private property, they are public places. The government already regulates plenty of dangerous actions (assault, murder, etc.) in public places, and those laws are commonly accepted as reasonable. Someone's right to swing their fist at your face stops just shy of your face. This should apply to smoking just the same.
    6. The state of our country from a healthcare perspective is awful. I have no interest in subsidizing the rising cost of healthcare as a result of the thousands of people that get treatment each year for smoking related ailments. In addition to your monthly healthcare premium taken out of your paycheck, ask your HR person how much the company is subsidizing for health insurance. Then look at the same figures from 10 years ago. As a non-smoker, I certainly don't feel responsible for that.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch story.

No More Mountain Jokes

Jake Gyllenhaal rode up l'Alpe d'Huez with Lance Armstrong.

One Year, 52 Marathons

Dane Rauschenberg is trying to run 52 marathons in 52 weeks — each of them in less than three and a half hours. Story.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

100 Ways to Look and Feel Better

The Ironman Addiction

Here's a story about two Ironman athletes in North Carolina: "But the constant, addictive drive for strength, stamina and speed of an Ironman might actually lead to weakness in other areas of life. 'The amount of time it takes to feel like you're properly trained for this type of race, you miss out on a lot of other things,' Schultz said. 'Family, friends, relationships get strained.'"

Have You Hugged a Bike Today?

Bike Hugger is a blog about the cycling lifestyle, culture, health, and fitness.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Runaway Train of Thought

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I downed an entire can of Pringles after yesterday's long ride. Today that sounds disgusting, but after being in the extreme heat, 97% humidity, and full sun for four hours, my body was craving salt (Plus I was too baked to get anything else.). The 45 extra minutes we spent under the sun because of a mechanical problem didn't help. Cyclist who stopped and tried to help us fix my gears despite the fact that if you missed the ferry across the Mississippi River you would be riding 105 miles instead of 75: You have been Activated. Also Activated is your honesty: "I could take this shifter apart but I can't guarantee I could get it back together." Reminded me of the scene in Bottle Rocket when Dignan, Owen Wilson's character, says, "And I can't fix a car like this, because I don't have the tools! And even if I did have the tools I don't know if I could fix a car like this!"

On the topic of Pringles binging, FOA Diesel told me about the incredible display of obesity he witnessed in Branson, Missouri, last week. He and his wife played a game in which they sat on a bench and tried to spot people with proportional heights and weights. The sightings were as rare as a conscience in a McDonald's boardroom (rimshot, please). That story got me thinking about obesity in our country. What a tragic and sad epidemic that just keeps getting bigger. I actually have a great aunt who chose life in a wheelchair over doing her exercise program. Here's an excellent blog on obesity. (Note to self: Remain steadfast in never agreeing to go to Branson.)

Back to Pringles: I saw Wisconsin FOA Steve drink 15 beers over a single day in Montreal last month, but he won't touch a potato chip because he sells some type of filter used in chip-making factories and "has seen how they are made." That reminded me of my fourth-grade visit to the butcher's shop in Ye Olde Towne Connecticut and why I haven't eaten a hot dog since.

On the topic of hot dogs, at a recent family barbecue, my brother-in-law blurted out, "When you gonna drop the stupid swimming, biking, and running and start playing golf?!"

"Never."

"You're gonna be a lonely 70-year-old."

"I'm good with that."

That concludes today's episode of Runaway Train of Thought.

The Ants in France Dance Mainly in Lance's Pants

Lance Armstrong's performance at the ESPY Awards confirms that he still holds a grudge against the French.

On the French World Cup team: "All their players (France) tested positive ... for being a** holes."

Debating Global Warming

Slowtwitch.com's Dan Empfield engaged several prominent global warming scientists to help with a debate on global warming. Why do this on a triathlon forum?
    "If you live in the Southwest wheat belt, or the Pacific Southwest, or the Mid-Atlantic, you've all had to ride, swim, or run in the worst drought since 1925, or searing monsoonal heat, or Gulf-fed flooding, respectively."

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Activating Graham Watson

Friday, July 14, 2006

Tour de Malibu

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Lance Armstrong has replaced the mountains of France with the hills of Malibu. The paparazzi captured him riding with Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal. See the video of Lance out cycling with the actors with hard-to-spell last names.

Last night I feel asleep on the couch during Letterman and woke up to see a show that I believe is called Inside Entertainment Access Hollywood Extra Edition Tonight P.M. airing weird video of Lance and Matt out running shirtless together in Malibu. Jake must have been on a fishing trip in Wyoming.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

All in on Landis and Disco Inferno

Floyd Landis and his arthritic hip made a powerful move on the Tour's hardest stage today and now he's wearing yellow. Sports Illustrated's Austin Murphy thinks Landis is the man to beat and the oddsmakers agree. (Who knew you could bet on cycling?) George Hincapie limped in more than 21 minutes behind today's lead group, leaving Discovery with no real podium contender.

Prongs: Nice Arm, Eh!

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At a local breakfast spot today, Chris Pronger, one of the world's best hockey players, walked up next to me, leaned back, and fired a wadded-up T-shirt 15 feet into the face of an unsuspecting radio host who was broadcasting live from the establishment. Perfect aim, great velocity...BANG! The cotton rocket ricocheted off the guy's face and bounced his head off the wall. Nice arm, eh! And so the hosts had the 6-foot-6 Pronger's response to their request for an on-air interview after he finished his breakfast. But when one of the radio guys handed Pronger the microphone, he gave in and took a few questions, all without really saying anything at all or ever dropping his bemused scowl. At one point, an exasperated host asked, "Hockey — what about it?" Eventually, the guys gave up trying to get a serious answer and the victorious Pronger dropped the mic and sauntered out the door with a wave; he was dressed like he was on his way to a workout (Wish I'd asked where he got his sharp white-and-silver Reebok cross-trainers.). My take: Decent sport — he could have just kept walking, quiet by nature, and a guy who truly enjoys messing with the media. I hear his St. Louis manse is for sale. Good luck in Anaheim, Prongs.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

OLN Ratings Down in Post-Lance Era

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Last week a TV sportscaster friend called me 10 minutes before his show to ask how to pronounce "Hincapie." Of course I told him "Hine-kay-pee." Problem solved. Anyway, when I asked how much he planned to cover the Tour, his response was that it felt like there wasn't much post-Lance interest among his baseball-craving viewers. This New York Times story reporting that Tour ratings are down 50% seemed to back up his hunch. With an entree named Cyril Dessell (try it with the salmon with white wine caper sauce) leading the world's biggest bike race halfway through, things don't bode well for the ratings. But OLN's coverage has been excellent and I'm enjoying the ride.

Just Because It's Funny

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Ever feel like you're just blending into the scenery? The biggest laugh from Garden State.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Activating Martin Dugard's Tour de France Blog

Once again Martin Dugard, author of last year's Chasing Lance, is writing the best Tour blog. Good cycling insight and enough descriptive details to make you feel like you're there — or wish you were.
    "Bordeaux, scene of today's rest from competition, is a grand European city, gloriously awash in sunshine and decay. The grand town squares and great spires recall another time in history, and are stunning to see. I feel like I'm walking through the 17th century. The streets are jammed with tourists, and a small red trolley gives tours. As I write, road crews are busy repaving the main streets so the riders will have smooth pavement for the departure. With the temperature almost a hundred degrees in this port city today, paving a road is one tough gig."

Monday, July 10, 2006

Twist the Great Zidane's Nipple And You Will Receive a Head Butt in Return

Even in the World Cup Final. Crazy. I have a hard time believing he snapped on a, "Your mama wears army boots"-type comment.

Tales of St. Louis Iron Men and Women

Lots of familiar names in this St. Louis Post-Dispatch story. Beverly Ofsthun's training mantra is, "Fat don't fly."

Getting Hip to Landis' Pain

Is it possible for someone with a ruined hip to win the Tour de France? Floyd Landis needs a hip replacement, writes Daniel Coyle in the New York Times.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Ouch! Try Again. Ouch! Try Again. Ouch! Try Again...

A five-year-old's first ride without training wheels feels like more of a milestone than any birthday and just less of one than the first day of preschool.



I suppose it's time to buy him his first Junior Doping Kit, which comes with candy steroids, testosterone patches, an introductory level of EPO, a bundle of tiny plastic syringes, 5 bags of frozen fake blood, directions for a blood transfusion program, a counterfeit prescription to see a suspicious Spanish doctor, and a realistic-looking dossier from the UCI warning Junior of an impending ban from the sport.

Time Trialin' Like a Yoyo

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Dave Zabriskie had the eye of the tiger before the Stage 7 time trial. (Pic from my 20-year-old RCA 19-inch.)

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There he goes.

Like Levi, Bobby, Big George, and others, Dave had a tough time on the course. Floyd was the American who stepped up and showed he's ready to get after yellow. He'll show his hand when the riders hit the Pyrenees this week.

"That time trial course was really challenging--maybe the most challenging TT course I've ever ridden, said Zabriskie in his rider diary. "Boy did I get my ass kicked. ... I felt like a yoyo."

Zabriskie on Levi Leipheimer losing over six minutes: "Heck he must have been listening Celine Dion or something like that. But my boy Floyd must have been listening to Kid Rock because he came through. ... So, now what am I going to do? That's a good question."

My Phil Liggettism of the day: "Levi Leipheimer — what can you say?"

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Tuesday Mornings Are for Marathons

Paul in England ran a sub-four-hour marathon before work. Activated.

Friday, July 07, 2006

A Vote for Skills and Class

For Sunday's World Cup final, Zidane's class and skills have me saying three words I never imagined uttering: "Let's go France." I just started le wave — keep it going!

Why Does Eddy Merckx Hate Tennis?

Five-time Tour de France champ Eddy Merckx calls tennis "a sport for sissies." To emphasize his point, it appears he may have swallowed a giant bag of tennis balls. Luckily, The Hoff likes tennis (and booze).

On Glory Days and No Comments

Friend of Activeness (FOA) Susy Q alerts us to a well-written New York Times story on the fact that "the dirty secret among former high school and college jocks is that many don't remain active as adults." Love the title: "Once an Athletic Star, Now an Unheavenly Body." I know a few of those guys from high school. Here's Susy Q's note:
    You sharp media hounds probably caught this, but I thought this explained my problem for 20 years before I found triathlon training! (I'm a recovering swimmer, and didn't understand the point of casual workouts.)

    Once again, the writing on your site is superlative. "I've been Irrigated!" So funny. Why don't you make your comments public? I need to read the other gushing comments of your readers.
    -Susy
Susy Q: Thanks for the link and the nice note! As JPD might say, "You get it." We must receive dozens of emails each week asking why we don't turn on the comments feature for Activeness. Good question, and one that we'll be sure to take up at our next Board meeting in Kona. Certainly Web 2.0 is about building communities, which we have absolutely no interest in doing. Yet somehow we've managed to rake in a cool $54.61 in advertising money and Accelerade product samples from Activeness over the past 18 months, so, really, we're the ones laughing all the way to the piggy bank.

For now, the short answer is that we don't want to hear from you. Just kidding. The truth is we would rather that all of us be out being active than exchanging "U so rock!" and "No, my friend, U are the one who so totally rocks!" comments here. Though maybe that wouldn't happen with Activeness readers, as our extensive market research indicates you are smarter, fitter, nicer-dressed, better-looking, and more likely to know who Bob Roll is than readers of other tri blogs. As always, Racer X, JPD, and I encourage you to email us any time at admin@activeness.net and we'll be sure that one of our summer interns — possibly Darren, who we've hired away from Kramerica — responds while we're out riding.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Activations: Gettin’ to the Good Part

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This column also appears in the July issue of SwimBikeRun St. Louis Magazine.

Activation – noun: making active and effective

With another birthday in the books and my lifelong journey of self-discovery benefiting from a current tailwind, each experience and human interaction offers clarity to what brings satisfaction, fulfillment, and peace as well as what is just clutter, distraction, and filler. There seems to be a sharpness and ability to recognize that “this is working” or “this is not.” With a good balance of exercise, attitude, and positive energy from the people in my world, the brain seems to be gripping the handlebars, steering me toward the activities and experiences aligned with my goals, persona, and lifestyle — and away from things that are not who I am or what I want to be.

A big part of this process in life is figuring out who “gets it” and who doesn’t. Of course there are our fellow triathletes or fitness enthusiasts who share our desire to set goals, be healthy, compete, sweat, and feel good about it. There are also friends, family, and co-workers who, although they may not participate in multisport, understand our passion — probably because they have that passion for something in their own lives.

It’s the family member who calls to ask how the event went even if they don’t understand the distances, the split times, or whether you did well or poorly in your own mind. They know that you care, so they care, and they respect your commitment. It’s the co-worker or boss who knows you raced over the weekend, then drove for hours to make it back home so you could do the presentation on Monday morning. They understand your passion and appreciate the extra effort. It’s the friend who knows to ask you well in advance if you can make it to a special event, knowing that the calendar is sprinkled with races and a structured training routine. Or the ones that know you aren’t going to stay out late, eat hot dogs, and drink the night away when you have a race, swim practice, or group ride in the morning. And those that understand injuries that keep you sidelined are difficult times to handle and NOT a welcome excuse to be lazy and “party.”

Simply put, these people “get it”, or at least they “get you” and they support your dreams in various ways. If you find yourself thinking “he or she gets it,” make sure you show them love and the same support they give you. They allow you to “Get to the Good Part” as I like to call it. The zones in which you are thinking, “This is what I was meant to do,” “This is who I was meant to be,” and “This is a person I am grateful for and meant to be around.”

The “Good Parts” are also the little things, like the email trying to figure out a plan for a ride for the weekend. Or the satisfaction of seeing your buddy’s car in the parking lot at the agreed upon early hour to start the workout. Yeah, he or she gets it. Thank God. The understanding friend who comprehends that you had a long day at work, still want to get a run in, but could meet a little later, if that’s OK. Word, no problem.

As I made the final descent after multiple loops at Babler State Park, I looked over at a training buddy while hitting speeds well over 30 MPH. Most people were probably still sleeping, but the sun was shining and we were laughing about some comment just exchanged, our muscles sore from the day before. This was the good part and he gets it.

One year in high school, our basketball team would enter the gym for warm-ups with hooded sweatshirts that read “Gettin’ to the Good Part” as rap group Whodini’s song with the same name pumped through the speakers:
    “When we gonna get to the good part? Get down to the good part.”
Find the people that “get it,” show them love, put on your hooded sweatshirt, and get to the good part. It’s definitely out there. Get it.

Respect,
JPD

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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

And He Shall Be Levon: George Hincapie's Transformation

After working for Lance on all seven of his Tour wins, it's cool to see George Hincapie have such a good start in this year's race.

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From Lance's lieutenant to Rocket Man. When are you gonna come down? When are you gonna land? Somebody make it stop.

Monday, July 03, 2006

The 2006 Tour de France: It's a Horse Race

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Floyd Landis' little-known younger brother, Ezra, lives up to his reputation of being "one crazy Mennonite." There's one in every family. Photo credit.

Lost in Translation

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My German is a little rusty, but I'm pretty sure that the latest entry on Jan Ullrich's web site says, "I am completely innocent of doping. Why would anyone connect the peculiar code name 'Jan' in the Spanish doctor's papers to me? Excuse me now while I return to dancing to the lively pop music at the discotheque, as my X is about to wear off."

Deactivating Tour Riders' Glorious Loyalty Oath

Tour de France riders have signed a loyalty oath promising a fair, honest race. What if they stopped getting caught doping? That might be better. Or even better yet: What if they stopped doping? The ridiculous loyalty oath reminds me of Joseph Heller's Catch 22, in which Captain Black initiates a Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade requiring every soldier to sign an oath of loyalty. Then they have to "sign two loyalty oaths, then three, then four; then he introduced the pledge of allegiance, and after that the 'The Star Spangled Banner,' one chorus, two choruses, three choruses, four choruses."

Sisson on Steroids in Sports

Friend of Activeness (FOA) Anonymous Economist is doing her homework. "Art DeVany has posted a letter from Mark 'the Brick' Sisson on doping and the (ill) health of elite athletes." Interesting read.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

"You Have Been Irrigated"

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A quick story while waiting for Diesel to finally pop up out of the aero position and slow down, Floyd Landis to reach the starting line, and Portugal's keeper to guess wrong on a penalty shot:

Somewhere in the Cornfields of Southwestern Illinois at about 7:30 AM on Sunday it was already 237 degrees and we were an hour into our ride. Corn standing about six feet high sandwiched the narrow country road. Up ahead I saw what appeared to be a giant, souped-up sprinkler — massive enough to be fed by a fire hose — spraying water over large patches of land. As we sliced through the corn at about 23 MPH, the water timed out perfectly to blast all three of us in the face.

"You have been Irrigated," I turned and said to Activeness' JPD. An inside joke if there ever was one.

"I just hope there aren't too many chemicals in that stuff," responded JPD.

We'll see if corn sprouts from our ears.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Smart Move for the X Man

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The Smart car is coming to the states in 2008, and I've already pre-ordered. My plan is to sell the Rover and use the extra dinero to upgrade my rig to the Softride FASTT frame. Mounting my rooftop bike rack to the Smart may be an issue, but I'll cross that bridge when I fall off it. The environment is just that important to me — we only have one, people. I definitely would see Al Gore's new documentary on global warming — An Inconvenient Truth — if seeing a movie fit into my Ironman Amazon Rainforest training schedule and wasn't such a hassle. Word.
Later,
Racer X

More on the Tour de Farce

The Scotsman has a clear breakdown of what has happened so far in this giant doping scandal.
    "With seven-time winner Lance Armstrong now retired, it means that today's Grand Départ - which suddenly seems a misnomer - will happen without the first five finishers in last year's Tour. The sixth-placed American Levi Leipheimer thus finds himself among the favourites - a scenario that no-one, especially not Leipheimer, could have imagined 24 hours earlier."