Anonymous Racer X: Presidential Runs

I stopped in the middle of my usual Tuesday 20-mile run to vote in yesterday's primary. Because the presidential race is often called a marathon, the only non-heathen candidate I could vote for is marathon preacher Mike Huckabee. But I have to say he's on notice: For the primary I can forgive Huck for not believing in evolution (show me the proof) and for being from Arkansas. But if he does get the Republican nomination then I am going to need him to break 4:00 in the marathon before the general election if he wants the X Man's vote. I hope he's doing plenty of fartleks.

Later,
Racer X