Deactivating a Rude Runner

To the Guy in Green Who Ran Over Friend of Activeness (FOA) Elizabeth on the out-and-back course at Saturday's 10-mile race in Alton, Illinois: You have been Deactivated. Three things:

1. You may have been in second place, but it wasn't exactly the Olympic Trials and there was no money at stake.

2. Watch where you're going.

3. Say you're sorry after you blast into a woman a foot shorter than you and knock her to the ground.