Wasting Away in Corporate Clicheville

Dear GloboCorp: That's cool that you felt the tagline I wrote for your new brochure really encapsulated "what your company is all about." I agree that it aligns well with and even builds on your focus group market research and will help advance your brand in the global marketplace. But I just hope you approve my invoice and cut my check within the next two weeks — and that you never discover I lifted the line straight from the lyrics of a crappy Jimmy Buffett song that I heard blaring out of some Parrothead's car after the sprint tri last weekend. Who has the time for originality when you're training 25 hours a week? Later,
- Racer X