Things I Did Not Say After Swallowing a Bug While Running Today

"Well, that was a nice surprise."
"Finger lickin' good."
"Mmmm...Crunchy!"
"Oh, golly, I wonder what exact variety of insect that was?"
"Scrumpdillyicious!"
"That bug would would have made a wonderful kamikaze pilot during the Great War."
"A little extra protein never hurt anybody."
"I'm lovin' it."
"I have a sudden craving for fried grasshoppers for dinner."
"Nice and fresh: The way a bug should be."