Not Exactly Angela's Ashes

Here's the video of a Philadelphia man spreading his mother's ashes around Lincoln Field during the Eagles game on Sunday.

After much thought, I've decided my ashes should be spread over the Edward Jones Dome field, where the St. Louis Rams play. Of course none of my friends or relatives will want to get arrested for sprinting onto the field during a game, so I'll leave some money for them to hire a helicopter. And of course the dome has a roof, so my ashes won't technically reach the field. But the point will be made.