Rock Bottom

Dear Singleathletes.com:

I think you've hit rock bottom. Last week you sent me three prospects that are totally outside the X-Man's parameters.

1. A "35-year old" woman who admits to actually being 39 and to no longer using illegal substances since she stopped competing as a bodybuilder. Also, she lives more than 1,000 miles away. I admit I'd probably meet up with her if she was local and her racing motorcycles do look pretty cool. But come on, don't you think this was a stretch?

2. A 51-year old woman who doesn't exercise, has completed no college, and who has three kids. What? Well, OK, at least the kids don't live at home—probably because they are finished with school and out on their own with jobs!

3. A 42-year old woman looking for another feminina, occasional smoker. This one really threw me. I don't even know what to make of it. Is that all you got left?

Any more incidents like this and I'm going to drop your service like Lance did Ulrich in the Pyrenees. Kapeesh?

Later,
Racer X