Shout Out to FOA Activeness! and Charter-Hater Marshall

Do not be enchanted by the high-speed value package offerings of Lucifer: Charter Communications. Sooner than later you will pay the price for pawning your soul and aligning with the world's suckiest provider of Internet and cable TV connectivity. Any sign of competency they show is a house of cards resting on the New Madrid fault, and if I knew how to short a stock I would do it to CHTR. Until then: Who do you think will take out Tony Soprano? My vote is with Carmela, who traded her soul for the lifestyle long ago.