Rock 'Em Sock 'Em New Year
As usual, I'll be looking for speed in all the right places this season. Age group supremacy is in the details.
The first thing I'm reexamining in 2007 is my totally rockin' Wigwam Ultimax triathlete socks. I love this sock as much as my twin sister who lives in Albuquerque (Racer Y), but of late my collection of tri hosiery has become frayed and played. I woke up yesterday and it hit me — the spring is gone, X-Man.
So it's out with the old. Sock-a-bye baby:
And in with the new fast socks:
A clean break. Inhale that new sock smell. It's the sweet aroma of success. See you on the podium, chumps.
I tried to donate the old socks to those unfortunate folks who are lacking Wigwam socks in their lives, but the Salvation Army wouldn't take them. Whatever. You just can't please some people.
Later,
Racer X
The first thing I'm reexamining in 2007 is my totally rockin' Wigwam Ultimax triathlete socks. I love this sock as much as my twin sister who lives in Albuquerque (Racer Y), but of late my collection of tri hosiery has become frayed and played. I woke up yesterday and it hit me — the spring is gone, X-Man.
So it's out with the old. Sock-a-bye baby:
And in with the new fast socks:
A clean break. Inhale that new sock smell. It's the sweet aroma of success. See you on the podium, chumps.
I tried to donate the old socks to those unfortunate folks who are lacking Wigwam socks in their lives, but the Salvation Army wouldn't take them. Whatever. You just can't please some people.
Later,
Racer X
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posted by Anonymous Racer X at Tuesday, January 02, 2007
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