You're Still Beautiful to Me

Hey James Blunt look-alike in the X-Man's weight room: I'm sorry I stole your bench, but I could have sworn that staring at yourself in the wall mirrors for five minutes signified that you were finished. Your nasty scowl aimed in my direction suggested otherwise. No worries: Though wearing the untucked striped shirt for your workout seems a little odd, your bench press is still beautiful to me. And we definitely shared a moment that will never end.

Later,
Racer X