Elvis Presley Liked Racquetball

Funniest thing I heard after the cheesy but necessary tour of Graceland while buzzing through Memphis as quickly as a juiced-up Justin Gatlin running the 100m:

Shuttle bus driver: "Any questions, folks?"
Passenger (in thick Southern drawl): "Ya think he's really dead?"


It's slightly depressing that Elvis was in the 40-44-year-old age group (42) when he (supposedly) died.


One of the first CDs I ever owned. It still works.


The actual Graceland house is bigger than a breadbox but smaller than you might imagine.


Elvis dropped $200K on a racquetball building with a weight room and a bar.


Anagram Elvis.