Deactivating a One Trick Penguin

Runner's World's John Bingham, AKA, "The Penguin," writes his 345th consecutive column celebrating "the appreciation for the experience of finishing, no matter what the final time." It must be nice to be a writer who can celebrate the act of writing a column rather than the quality of the piece. And it must be especially nice to get paid for writing the same column over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.