Reason #748 We All Should Be Out Running

Deactivating Ogre-Slaying Outsourcers: The New York Times reports that affluent online gamers who "lack the time and patience to work their way up to the higher levels of gamedom" are paying young Chinese "factory workers" to play the early rounds for them. Something tells me these "affluent gamers" aren't using their resulting free time to train for Ironman.