The China Syndrome

I woke up to some horrifying news: Ironman China has been postponed! Now what will the X-Man do on April 23, 2006? Today will involve a flurry of meetings with my coach, trainer, nutritionist, masseuse, travel agent, sports doc, accountant, and financial advisor. We have to come up with another "A" race — pronto! I've placed calls to Roch Frey and Paul Huddle. No call backs yet, but I realize it's only 4:00 A.M. on the West Coast. I'll stay by the phone. Those guys technically are not my coaches, but I feel like they'll want to help.

Meanwhile, I've instructed my attorney to look into taking legal action against the Chinese government for failing to grant the WTC the necessary race permits. They soon will know that Tiananmen Square was nothing compared to the wrath of X.

Later,
Racer X