TheStreet.com Jumps the Shark

So retired baseball player/tobacco chewer Lenny "Nails" Dykstra is writing an investment advice column for TheStreet.com? And the latest installment begins with a lyric from a Billy Joel song? What, were John Kruk or Wally Backman unavailable? Add it to the list of things going on this world that I don't understand. TheStreet.com: For publishing an apparently serious column that totally belongs over on The Onion, you have been Deactivated.