Lance Sighted in Idaho Bookstore

One of Activeness's operatives files this firsthand report:

"Sheryl was not with him, but Robin Williams was, and they were SO COKED UP. Oh, fine, I made that last part up."

I once bumped into Robin, bearded and short (him, not me), in a San Francisco bike shop. I almost didn't notice him because he was speaking to the shop mechanic in a thick Russian accent about a head injury that may or may not have been real.