Rising Gas Prices Hit Home

The X-Man still loves to take out the femininas. But times are tough. Tiffani, who freaked out after the heart-rate monitor misunderstanding, hasn't shown up to masters since then. Word on the street is she has resorted to dating guys with no training plans. Whatever.

My prospects in the singleathletes.com pipeline are about seven deep right now, which isn't bad. But with gas prices on the rise and the price of oil continuing to ratchet up, I need to step back and reevaluate. Until prices stabilize, babes who aren't living within a 10-mile radius of the X-Man's crib will be closed out. Disappearing fossil fuel is the latest setback to beset the X-Man, but I will not be deterred.