X: Elephant Treadmill Is a Wakeup Call

So the Alaska Zoo is installing an elephant treadmill. This news is both maddening and interesting to me, as I have long been meaning to patent my idea for a side-by-side, double-belted dogwalking treadmill. I'd better give my patent attorney buddy another call before it's too late. I haven't talked to him since we touched wheels and he went head-over-bars at Ironman Wisconsin last year, but I'm sure he didn't take that personally. Accidents happen and they certainly shouldn't impact a business relationship. - Racer X