JJ: Reason #738 We All Should Be Out Riding

It's enough to make me go through migraine withdrawals by quitting coffee—or even to seek a new profession in Tibet. Seriously. At a recent Starbucks Licensed Stores Awards ceremony in Seattle, Starbucks executives thought it would be a good idea to dress up as rock stars and lip-synch Jefferson Starship's "We Built This City," clearly the most annoying song in rock history. Only this time the "rock anthem" was even more grating because the lyrics had been rewritten to be Starbucks-specific. "We built this Starbucks … We built this Starbucks on heart and soul." Read the Stranger's inside story or, if you've already ingested your Prozac today, actually listen to the four-minute MP3.