JJ: Mc B.S.

A "McDonald's Healthy Living campaign" may be the biggest oxymoron since "government intelligence." Talk about a wolf wearing some ill-fitting sheep's clothing. I use the bathrooms at McDonald's before some runs or rides because they're usually clean and they open early, but that's all. Come to think of it, that particular use expresses my feelings toward them perfectly. McDonald's, you have been permanently and irrevocably "deactivated."
- John